Bad Starship Names

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Sailor Moon

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

U.S.S. Cops

 

[Vanyel]

USS RASH FREE SINCE STARDATE 45932.1

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Jock Itch

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S Not Now Kato
U.S.S. Jacques Clouseau
U.S.S. Dreyfus

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS How To Get Away With Only Murders In The Building

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS How To Get Away With Only Murders In The Building

Almost there, Only Murders In The Starship

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Almost there, Only Murders In The Starship

Mrs Xmas is bingeing 'How To Get Away With Murder', so I did a portmanteau.

 

[Vanyel]

USS COUNT von COUNT

One phaser burst. Two phaser bursts. Three phaser bursts. HAHAHAHA.

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Aww Snap!

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Dark Souls

Legendary Sovereign class ship that is rumoured to be haunted

 

[Vanyel]

USS DAVID MUIR

Not funny but good God, have you seen him in a t-shirt?

USS WHO
USS WHAT
USS i DON'T KNOW
USS TOMMOROW
USS TODAY
USS I DON'T GIVE A DARN
USS WHY

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS DAVID MUIR

Not funny but good God, have you seen him in a t-shirt?

USS WHO
USS WHAT
USS i DON'T KNOW
USS TOMMOROW
USS TODAY
USS I DON'T GIVE A DARN
USS WHY

USS Susquehanna Hat Company

 

[Vanyel]

USS COSTELLO NCC 7x13=28

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Laurel & Hardy

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED, TOMALAK

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Jack Benny
U.S.S. George Burns
U.S.S. Gracie Burns
U.S.S. Henny Youngman
U.S.S. Georgie Jessel
U.S.S. W.C. Fields