Bad Starship Names
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U.S.S. IThinkEveryone(IncludingMe)InThisThreadHasGivenUpOnTheInitioalObjectiveOfThePostAndBeganJustPostingComicallyAbsurdStarshipNames
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U.S.S. Almost Indestructible
U.S.S. Almost Indestructible
U.S.S. Failable
U.S.S. My Nacelles Bring All the Boys To the Shipyard.
U.S.S. We Tried
That's the motto of 12 of the 13 Constellation classes.
I've been thinking of this one for a while and it is not really a joke because when I was a kid I used to make runabouts out of cardboard and I thought I'd name them after rivers too. So I looked in the encyclopedia and then I named the three runabouts and I had the USS Tagus, the USS Lachine and the USS Niger.
and uh...
and uh...
USS WHAT?
USS He's on first
Is that the Sister-Ship of the USS I-dont-Know?
Yes, but we're not talkin' about that one.
I think I'd refuse that posting. It'd be the first ship to go down!
That is an ex-ship. It is no more. It has joined the choir invisible.
U.S.S. Who’s on First?
U.S.S. What’s on Second?
U.S.S. I Don’t Know is on Third
USS Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Chekov's first and only command. Makes the Excelsior sound MUCH better.
