Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Or llanfair for short.

Go ahead, look it up. It’s a real place.

If I am not mistaken that’s in Wales


U.S.S. Booger

 

[CommanderTrip]

On-screen bad starship names? USS Lollipop immediately comes to mind, granted that was Riker being facetious.

Arsenal of Freedom aside, USS Seahorse from the Dominion War is a bit of a head tilt too.

 

[at Quark's]

There would have to be. Starfleet is not the only source of ships in Federation space.

Yeah, I don't know too many ordinary passengers that hitch a ride on a navy vessel when they have to be at some location.

 

[A Ruffian]

If I am not mistaken that’s in Wales

Yep!

 

[Toril Toran]

In the first JJ Abrams Star Trek movie Kirk meets McCoy on a shuttle. But I’m pretty sure that belonged to Starfleet.
There must be similar civilian shuttles

U.S.S. Refrigerator??
U.S.S. Microwave?
U.S.S. Sauerkraut?

U.S.S. Spaceballs

 

[flandry84]

USS Recount.

 

[Vanyel]

USS I wonder what it's like to live in Canada. Or maybe the UK for four years, or 2 if we're lucky.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Spring Break

 

[A Ruffian]

U.S.S. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

“Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,
If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.”

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Jolly Roger
U.S.S. Uncle Buck

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Warp Core Breach

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. HeyYou!

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

On-screen bad starship names? USS Lollipop immediately comes to mind, granted that was Riker being facetious.

Hey, it's a good ship!

 

[CaptainCalvinCat]

The U.S.S. Boaty Mc Boatface would count as a bad name, I'd guess.
Or what about the "U.S.S. U.S.S."?

 

[Vanyel]

USS AL BUNDY

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Boaty Mc Boatface

That was a bad idea in the present, much less the future.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

USS I wonder what it's like to live in Canada.

USS fucking freezing all the time.

 

[CaptainCalvinCat]

That was a bad idea in the present, much less the future.

That it was.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. WeAreAllGonnaDie

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

U.S.S. WeAreAllGonnaDie

USS No shit, Sherlock!