Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Retired
OR
U.S.S. Retarded

 

[Vanyel]

USS Jan Brady

It'll annoy you to death.

 

[scotpens]

U.S.S. This Is the Silliest Thread Ever

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Minnow
U.S.S. Prius
U.S.S. FartRipper

 

[Peach Wookiee]

U.S.S. Retired
OR
U.S.S. Retarded

Uh, Toril? Please reconsider the second name on your list. That’s a slur…

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Knock on Wood

 

[Vanyel]

USS Now Turn Your Head And Cough

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Second Opinion

 

[Toril Toran]

Uh, Toril? Please reconsider the second name on your list. That’s a slur…

That’s why it is a bad name.
It was meant in the classical sense of being slow.

I apologize to anyone whom I have offended

U.S.S. OH! SHIT!

 

[1001001]

That’s why it is a bad name.
It was meant in the classical sense of being slow.

I apologize to anyone whom I have offended

I understand what you mean, but still, we don't allow slurs here (even in the "classical sense").

Thanks for acknowledging that and apologizing. I'll assume it won't happen again.

Carry on.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. WHAT???!??
U.S.S. I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT…

 

[Peach Wookiee]

USS Uranus

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Someone Didn't Get The Memo

 

[Vanyel]

USS Chancla

It only has one weapon, but it's like the Death Star's planet killer beam. Mexican Americans and other Latinios know the power of the chancla. Our mothers and grandmothers could beat Jedi with theirs.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Has anyone mentioned:
USS TARDIS

 

[FormerLurker]

Has anyone mentioned:
USS TARDIS

It would be assigned to a high school to make sure none of the students are ever late to class.

 

[SCE2Aux]

I came across a youtube video the other day that mentioned a real-life ship named HMS Broke, which was named after an admiral, rather than a commentary on its reliability!

USS Broke would be a good/terrible Lower Decks ship name, I reckon!

 

[Vanyel]

USS Chicken Lady

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. WHERE AM I

 

[Vanyel]

USS Phas Er Phaser