J., you ought to join the Church of Punning Linguists. I'm on the verge of reaching Advanced Innuendologist, myself.
Ahem, I am at the head of the TSQueue, now that I've arranged for that accursed hipster Philo to have an "accident".
^I've got plenty of tranquiliser darts left over from the last time blab started causing trouble, so it's no problem.
This diversion from the topic is quite amusing. (Probably not to tsq, though, but seeing the boys flailing about for her attention is fascinating.) [grabs some popcorn, sits back] But back on topic, having done some recent tests, I can now confirm that I am absolutely 100% Awful™.
^^Empirical data, i assume? The opinion of a gay man here. I'd rather have Hermiod than you, captcalhoun. Hermiod makes me laugh.
two goldfish in a tank. one says 'you man the guns, i'll drive' heard about the Soviet snooker player? he's called Inoff The Red. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? Darkness is irrelvant. Light-bulbs are irrelevant. You will be assimalated. Resistance is Futile. why did the cat run away from the tree? it was afraid of the bark. a man crawls out of the desert into a town market place. He crawls to the first vendor and begs, 'Water...water..' the vendor says, 'Sorry, I only sell custard.' the man crawls to the second vendor along. 'water...water...' "Sorry, i only sell cream.' at the third table, the man once again begs, 'water...water...' the vendor says, 'sorry, i only sell hundreds and thousands.' the dying man says, 'why does no-one have water?' the vendor says, 'it is a trifle bizarre...' why doesn't Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez have a dog? he can't hang on to a lead.