Are you awesome?
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But you are loved aren't you? That has to count for something.
It counts for a lot. According to a recent study, to be loved by someone else multiplies one's awesomeness 143-fold.
[But anything multiplied by zero is still zero - someone] Oh. 
Yay science! Well i love you. I love you long time. 
That's me too. But then I remind myself that bipolar disorder is associated with high intelligence and abundant creativity, and, even as I'm fighting not to step in front of the train, I remember how awesome I am in my misery.
Yeah but then the depressive side of the manic-depressive disorder kicks in and they have to coax me out from under the bus seat.
So yes, I am awesome, and here are the reasons why:
-I am very good at my job.
-I have excellent fashion sense.
-I'm super-duper smart.
-I am a very talented artist.
-I have a great sense of humor.
-I look good in any and all hats.
-I can enjoy almost any situation just a little bit, if only for the sake of novelty, e.g. getting an arterial blood-draw in the ICU (as opposed to blood drawn from the vein) is incredibly painful, but it left a killer bruise from the palm of my hand to my elbow! It was a thing of beauty!
-I have gorgeous hair.
-I have awesome tattoos.
-I'm pretty hot.
-I'm well-read.
-I get physics jokes.
-I play the cello.
-I bake really good cookies.
-I can bike 25 miles and not get tired.
-I can recognize any episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation after watching only a few seconds.
-I had a really rough childhood, which I know does not make me inherently awesomer than people who had it easy, but since I came through it all awesomely, it makes me awesome.
-I can put my feet behind my head in yoga class.
-I know all the words to all the songs by David Bowie and all the songs from The Sound of Music.
-I stayed up for 7 days straight once -- granted I was manic, but it was pretty awesome.
-I am American and can name all the actors who played The Doctor in order, and could do so before NuWho.
-I drew an awesome picture of Carl Sagan.
Awesome.
and i'm in love....
No.
... and you're in the back of a very long queue.That's me too. But then I remind myself that bipolar disorder is associated with high intelligence and abundant creativity, and, even as I'm fighting not to step in front of the train, I remember how awesome I am in my misery.Yeah but then the depressive side of the manic-depressive disorder kicks in and they have to coax me out from under the bus seat.
So yes, I am awesome, and here are the reasons why:
-I am very good at my job.
-I have excellent fashion sense.
-I'm super-duper smart.
-I am a very talented artist.
-I have a great sense of humor.
-I look good in any and all hats.
-I can enjoy almost any situation just a little bit, if only for the sake of novelty, e.g. getting an arterial blood-draw in the ICU (as opposed to blood drawn from the vein) is incredibly painful, but it left a killer bruise from the palm of my hand to my elbow! It was a thing of beauty!
-I have gorgeous hair.
-I have awesome tattoos.
-I'm pretty hot.
-I'm well-read.
-I get physics jokes.
-I play the cello.
-I bake really good cookies.
-I can bike 25 miles and not get tired.
-I can recognize any episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation after watching only a few seconds.
-I had a really rough childhood, which I know does not make me inherently awesomer than people who had it easy, but since I came through it all awesomely, it makes me awesome.
-I can put my feet behind my head in yoga class.
-I know all the words to all the songs by David Bowie and all the songs from The Sound of Music.
-I stayed up for 7 days straight once -- granted I was manic, but it was pretty awesome.
-I am American and can name all the actors who played The Doctor in order, and could do so before NuWho.
-I drew an awesome picture of Carl Sagan.
Awesome.
and i'm in love....
A
Amaris
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... and you're in the back of a very long queue.That's me too. But then I remind myself that bipolar disorder is associated with high intelligence and abundant creativity, and, even as I'm fighting not to step in front of the train, I remember how awesome I am in my misery.
So yes, I am awesome, and here are the reasons why:
-I am very good at my job.
-I have excellent fashion sense.
-I'm super-duper smart.
-I am a very talented artist.
-I have a great sense of humor.
-I look good in any and all hats.
-I can enjoy almost any situation just a little bit, if only for the sake of novelty, e.g. getting an arterial blood-draw in the ICU (as opposed to blood drawn from the vein) is incredibly painful, but it left a killer bruise from the palm of my hand to my elbow! It was a thing of beauty!
-I have gorgeous hair.
-I have awesome tattoos.
-I'm pretty hot.
-I'm well-read.
-I get physics jokes.
-I play the cello.
-I bake really good cookies.
-I can bike 25 miles and not get tired.
-I can recognize any episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation after watching only a few seconds.
-I had a really rough childhood, which I know does not make me inherently awesomer than people who had it easy, but since I came through it all awesomely, it makes me awesome.
-I can put my feet behind my head in yoga class.
-I know all the words to all the songs by David Bowie and all the songs from The Sound of Music.
-I stayed up for 7 days straight once -- granted I was manic, but it was pretty awesome.
-I am American and can name all the actors who played The Doctor in order, and could do so before NuWho.
-I drew an awesome picture of Carl Sagan.
Awesome.
and i'm in love....
A TS queue, as it were.
J.
Absolutely. All I have to do is lean forward about ten inches and my feet are technically behind my head.You can put your feet behind your head too? Awesome!Since "Groovy" was not an option, I chose "Awesome."
For eight of the same reasons as tsq. I'll let you figure out which.
Absolutely. All I have to do is lean forward about ten inches and my feet are technically behind my head.
Nice one, Centurion.
My yin is awesome but my yang is a bored slob.
Dude what took you so long, over half the other men on the board are already there
Pretty fun list there tsq 
I'm with Holdy on this. Until lunchtime I'm cranky and doleful. Then in the afternoon I get geometrically more awesome and by the time I hit dinner, BAM! I'm da bomb.
In the morning? No; I hate getting up in the morning!
By the evening? Yep, I'm totally awesome!
Seriously, I have my problems, I fuck up at times, I have my dumb moments, etc., but when I think of it, I can't help but feel that I am awesome. I mean, no one else is me but me! How fucking awesome is that?
There is an aspect of me that is in fact so awesome, I assume it's some sort of spiritual free radical that occasionally latches on and uses me to do it's bidding. Other than that, I'm pretty wretched.
A TS queue, as it were.
J.
Puns are the best. And you should be in love, everyone, because I am awesome.
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