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Birdman: Would you like some seed?
Cat: “There’s a wise old cat saying that I think applies in this situation; it goes ‘we are all gonna die!’ “
-Pete part II?
-Pete part II?
“But Holly’s got an IQ of 6,000!”
“Is that what he told you?”
“What is it?”
“It has a 6 in it. But it’s not 6,000.”
“What is it?”
“6.”
“Is that what he told you?”
“What is it?”
“It has a 6 in it. But it’s not 6,000.”
“What is it?”
“6.”
Cat: “There’s a wide old cat saying that goes like this: ’What are you talking about, dogbreath?’”
- Parallel Universe
- Parallel Universe
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Rimmer: I've no idea who you are but boarding this vessel is an act of war. Ergo we surrender, and as prisoners of war I invoke the all nations agreement article 39436175880932-B.
Kryten: 39436175880932-B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?
Rimmer: Can't you let just ONE go? I was talking about the right of POW's to non-violent constraint.
Kryten: But that's 75880932-C sir.
Kryten: 39436175880932-B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?
Rimmer: Can't you let just ONE go? I was talking about the right of POW's to non-violent constraint.
Kryten: But that's 75880932-C sir.
Kryten personal black box recording. Time, unknown. Location, unknown. Cause of accident, unknown. Should someone find this recording perhaps it will shed light on what happened here.
One of my favourite lines of the whole series
My short term memory has been erased. This I ascribe to the proximity of the magnetic coils from Starbug’s rear engine.
He pauses to look around a bit.
KRYTEN: Secondly, due to the proximity of the magnetic coils, my short- term memory appears to have been erased. This, combined with the erasure of my short-term memory, has has left me a little disoriented, disoriented, disoriented.
He pauses to look around a bit.
KRYTEN: Secondly, due to the proximity of the magnetic coils, my short- term memory appears to have been erased. This, combined with the erasure of my short-term memory, has has left me a little disoriented, disoriented, disoriented.
Cat: Is that what I think it is?
Lister: What do you think it is?
Cat: An orange whirly thing in space!
Lister: It's a time hole. That's where they are. We're going in.
Cat: Are you crazy We can't go in there!
Lister: Why not?
Cat: Orange, with this suit?
Lister: What do you think it is?
Cat: An orange whirly thing in space!
Lister: It's a time hole. That's where they are. We're going in.
Cat: Are you crazy We can't go in there!
Lister: Why not?
Cat: Orange, with this suit?
Cat : Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles!
- Rimmerworld
- Rimmerworld
- Rimmer: Where's the Cat?
- Lister: He won't be long, he's, you know, in the bushes.
- [a few moments later Rimmer and Lister realise what's going to happen]
- Lister: We've got to stop him!
-Backwards
I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, she's stupid and she wouldn't load, well, not for me anyway.
- Holly, Stasis Leak
- Holly, Stasis Leak
Lister: ...What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly: Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: Dog's milk?!
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it.
Holly: Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: Dog's milk?!
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it.
Stoke me a clipper. I’ll be back for Christmas
Smeggin’ hell. Prequel incoming from Rob Grant:
https://www.ganymede.tv/2023/11/bfi-screening-report-and-red-dwarf-prequel-news/
My money is on it being for radio. He’s written it with his Quanderhorn co-writer.
Quanderhorn is well worth checking out too.
https://www.ganymede.tv/2023/11/bfi-screening-report-and-red-dwarf-prequel-news/
My money is on it being for radio. He’s written it with his Quanderhorn co-writer.
Quanderhorn is well worth checking out too.
Looks interesting. I hope this is for tv, but it probably will be for radio.
It’s been a while since I asked, so here goes:
Would anyone like some toast?
Would anyone like some toast?
