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[Terok Nor]

Suddenly Humane

The Enterprise computer decides to put the crew out of their misery so that they don't have to listen to Data's poetry anymore.

Let He Who Is Without Sims...

While Worf, Dax, Bashir, Leeta and Quark are vacationing on Risa the entire population of Deep Space Nine becomes obsessed with playing The Sims.

The Raver

Seven discovers she is descended from a long line of party animals.

 

[locutus101]

Starship Mice:

The Enterprise is infested with the little rodents. Worf proposes that they exterminate them with poison or just by shooting them for fun, but everyone looks at him like he's crazy. Picard says that they should relocate them on a nice class M planet but Beverly says that they have no right to displace the mice from their natural habitat which has become the Enterprise itself. After thinking about it for a while Picard decides that they'll leave the ship to the mice and wait someplace till starfleet builds another one...

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Sake Me Out To The Holosuite

Suddenly made team manager, O'Brien abandons the Scotch-infused gum for shots in the locker room.

 

[GeordiFan]

^^^ LOL

Encounter at Barpoint

Zorn runs a bar where dishes of apples and gold patterned material magically appear, putting Quark out of buisness, so Quark hires Deanna Troi to go and tell everyone she feels pain

The Fist Duty

Picard finally gets sick of telling Wesley to shut up, so he punches him out, and gets a big round of applause

 

[Vandervecken]

The Woid


Voyager enters a strange, smelly region of space inhabited only by the Bronxians and their hated foe, the Brooklynites. Tom becomes addicted to Brooklynite egg creams, and leads an away mission, via a transwarp conduit known as the Grand Concourse, to capture “The Source of All Seltzer." For some reason the Brooklynites attempt to put Voyager up on cinder blocks, but are thwarted when the Bronxians use their moon weapon. Meanwhile, the Doctor races against time and commercials to find a cure for the strange speech pathology that has infected the crew, a disease that also causes many of them to wear leather jackets and to take postal and sanitation jobs. Seeven of Noine’s Neenyoprobes save the day, and vowels become distinct again. B'Elanna spends two days scrubbing "eat me Carlos!" from the starboard nacelle, and Janeway, now a Pink Lady, sends a message to Starfleet recommending that the entire region be quarantined as a threat to diction and hubcaps.

 

[locutus101]

Blond Fever:

B'lanna is sick of all the attention that seven seems to get from the males on Voyager, so she decides to discolor her hair, but the dye that she used contains a toxic agent that makes her confused and unable to understand anything about engineering or as Tom put it:: "She can't identify shit with a tricorder!"
The doctor gives her an antidote that also puts her hair back to the way it was. B'lanna, back to her choleric self, breaks Tom's nose for what he dared to say earlier.

 

[Random_Spock]

Fuse:

Captain Janeway gets infected by an alien parasite that causes her to violently lose her temper with her entire crew.

 

[locutus101]

Walking Moments:

Members of the crew start walking aimlessly around the ship for no apparent reason. The Doctor discovers that it's because of a race of telepaths that make people walk till they drop as a way to neutralize them. Chac puts himself into a trance that he calls lucid walking and says that he can stop anytime by tapping the back of his hand. It doesn't solve anything though. Tom finally has this idea: "Let's warp away from this stupid place at maximum speed!". They do so and every one sits on the ground for a while unable to move. Neelix makes a stupid joke about what it is for a Vulcan to be forced to walk all the time. The end!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Brothels

Data goes looking for the long lost Soong prototype that ran way when its libido subroutine malfunctioned and became overactive.

Imaginary Fiend

An energy creature hides under a child's bed and nobody else can see it.

Data's Dam

Data crashes and reboots in beaver mode.

 

[locutus101]

Infinite Egress:

Voyager is trapped in a labyrinth of wormholes leading to other wormholes with seemingly no end to it. After a while they wake up in sickbay where the doctor is injecting them with an antidote. It turns out Neelix has inadvertently replaced the chanterelles with magic shrooms and they were all hallucinating. Janeway says that it could have been worse and that she still won't fire him.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

A Festful of Datas - The Enterprise-D hosts a music festival. Highlight of the celebration is the debut of Data's brand new music genre, positronica.

 

[Terok Nor]

Munters

Voyager encounters a race of extremely ugly aliens who refuse to share their communication device.

In The Flush

Chakotay discovers a member of Species 8472 hiding in the toilet.

Someone To Watch Over Mel

Seven falls in love with a hologram of Mel Gibson circa 1987.

 

[locutus101]

End Lame:

AKA Endgame.

 

[at Quark's]

Balance of Error

The Enterprise goes in pursuit when they find a line of outposts are being destroyed by an unknown enemy. They eventually discover that the attacker is a lone Romulan Bird of Prey. A cat and mouse game soon develops; each time one side seems to gain the advantage, it is soon nullified again by tactical errors. To break the tiresome stalemate, they finally communicate directly. They agree that their ship's logs, when viewed by their superiors, would make them both look extremely incompetent , and so a mutual coverup is agreed upon: they have never met and the incendiary logs are erased. The Romulan commander then departs, remarking: "You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

 

[locutus101]

Ruse:

B'lanna is strapped by a lunatic on a backward planet. She tricks him into giving her what she needs to escape and then hits him over the head with a rock.

 

[retroenzo]

Unnatural Election
Dr Pulaski looks into the history of Earth and discovers the details of the 2016 US Presidential Election. The shock causes her to rapidly age.

Drivel
The crew enter the Delta Flyer into a race and somehow turns into a boring clip show.

The Grift
The crew of Voyager cross over into the Leverage universe and end up taking part in a long con.

 

[locutus101]

Mold:

Tuvok is trying to cast a perfect statue of Surak. In spite of his multiple efforts his molds keep having terrible flaws. To relieve his frustration Tuvok creates a Neelix hologram that he then strangles to death, many, many times.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Box Sola - Hoshi Sato finds a cardboard box in NX's cargo bay and uses her imagination to pretend she's flying in her own starship all alone. When Phlox expresses his concern that she's spending too much time playing with it, she imitates a warp drive engaging sound and folds the flaps over her head.

 

[Vandervecken]

Shatnered

Voyager strikes the Nexus, and Captain Kirk appears on the bridge. At the same time, Voyager is also struck by transdementedkinetic mines that Annorax once made while on a binge and some primo Kush, which cause Kirk to be split into Kirk, William Shatner, and their toupee. Both men grapple for the toupee, but it releases an acid that burns a hole through several decks and makes its escape. Somewhere, Veronica Cartwright screams.

Janeway is a little bowled over by the sudden appearance of the legendary James T. Kirk, but has Tuvok confine him to quarters after he sits in the command chair and sends her for coffee. Shatner, a little shocked but rolling with it and having seen Galaxy Quest 28 times, offers his skills to defeat the Klingons, and warns that the grain is poisoned. He gets confined to quarters too.

Kirk leaves his quarters unescorted and attempts a site-to-site transport to a shuttle, but is split once again into good Kirk and sweaty Kirk. Sweaty Kirk attempts to put some moves on Seven, and gets a broken wrist for his trouble, but later he punches out Harry and all is forgiven. Good Kirk tries to explain to the bridge crew that he needs his evil half to function, because what is a man without all his stuff etc etc, and Shatner explains that he will never again be able to do a torn-shirt scene without that part either because sweat. Everyone falls asleep under this combined assault, and the ECH takes command. Shatner is so impressed by the Doctor's scene chewing that he offers him the McCoy role in a Star Trek:The Final Frontier remake, but the Doctor declines when he hears it's not a musical. He does successfully do an emergency re-attachment of the toupee to Shatner while singing a recitativo from Rigoletto, which wakes everyone up and gets the Doctor their undying gratitude and also deactivated indefinitely.

Janeway orders all three men to the transporter room and attempts to fuse them again. Unfortunately the Nexus, mines, and toupee acid have altered the transporter again, and argle bargle in the pattern buffer causes Tuvix, a second Neelix, and another Tuvok to pop out instead. The Neeli and Tuvokim host a buffet and snarkfest, which quickly becomes the wordiest food fight in history after Tom, having learned about Animal House from New Neelix (who has a few Shatner memories), does a phenomenal zit impression. A burnt-out Janeway retires to the Nexus with Annorax, the Kush, and a silver surfer vaporizer, and puts Tuvix in command, because she has had it up to her early-season updo with the TrekkBBS "murderer!" whiners.

 

[locutus101]

Lemon:

Neelix keeps getting screwed on deals, and pawned off substandard merchandizes that sometimes compromise the security of the ship. Janeway still says that she isn't firing him though.