Add, remove, replace a letter game

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  1. Terok Nor

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  2. retroenzo

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  5. Terok Nor

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    On the Enterprise's visit to Caldos II, Worf experiments with Neo-Scottish cuisine by adding elements of Klingon cuisine. Much to Worf's chagrin, only a man named Ronin liked it, claiming to have gained an increased libido.
     
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  10. locutus101

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  11. Terok Nor

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  13. at Quark's

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    Perhaps not exactly conforming to the intentions of the topic starter, but over the years, I have encountered these (probably unintentional) misspellings of TNG episodes on the internet, and they had some immediate effect on my imagination:

    Preemptive Trike : Caused me to imagine Picard (or Riker) leading the TNG crew valiantly in battle, all on (toddler's) trikes.
    Beast of both worlds: The crew discovers that behind his facade of formality, whether assimilated or not, Picard really is capable of.some stunning debauchery.
     
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  14. locutus101

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    The Expense:

    Archer incurs new budget cuts.
     
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    Dreadlock

    B'elana is furious with Tom because she found some hair in his clothes that belong to a woman with braided hair...
     
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    Oh that is nasty. I like it.
     
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  18. locutus101

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