"I want to touch your tits tit'pol" "My dog. Will piss. Where he likes!!!" Those bits weren't fun. But Phlox cutting his toenails is adorable.
Oh god, why did you remind us of the toenails??? Didn't he also.... shave his tongue? Or strain liquid out of it? Or something equally fucked up that I've half-repressed?
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The thing I always wondered about the toenails is.. they are quite long. And Phlox cuts them quite short. So he either has let them go for a while (which seems unlikely as he is meticulous) OR they grow that much every day.
He said once a month I think or was it once a week... either way he said how often and it wasn't daily.
But it's what some of us were thinking. Also realised: I assume Mrs Phlox (well, one of them who shows up anyway) has the same attribute? Or is it just Denobulan males? Perhaps Trip had a bit more than a lucky escape that time.