50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

[Candlelight]

25. Transporter accident.
26. Shuttle crash.

 

[Akiraprise]

Akiraprise said:
19. Shuttle crash

No repeats!

26. The fury of Kes

 

[Candlelight]

How did I miss that!

Um...

26. The fury of Kes.

 

[Akiraprise]

Smartass.

27. Conventional Krenim weapons
28. Another ship tearing Voyager's upper hull off because they can't drive

 

[Dimension11]

29. Getting seduced by a planet full of women
30. Not complying the hirogen to turn voyager into a floating holodeck

 

[Candlelight]

I don't believe anyone's said this yet:

31. Assimulation.

 

[RoJoHen]

Year of Hell said:
I don't believe anyone's said this yet:

31. Assimulation.

I also don't believe anyone has spelled it correctly either.

 

[Candlelight]

Sorry.

Arseimilation.

 

[Akiraprise]

^^ Knock it off, both of you.

 

[The Borg Queen]

32. Turning into a giant pink salamander.

33. Turning into Neelix's new culinary delight: "giant pink salamander" pie served with grilled Leola root and enhanced with Talaxian spices.

 

[Candlelight]

34. Death by Snu-Snu.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Year of Hell said:
34. Death by Snu-Snu.

"The sprit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"


35. Place them in a situation where their only hope for survival is having better aim than a storm trooper.

36. Suddenly give them alot of lines and screen time for no apparent reason.

37. Allow them to hold a phaser rifle during a fire fight.

 

[Brennyren]

Year of Hell said:
Arseimilation.

"Oh, no! They assimilated his ass!"

38. Disrespecting a Nikani shrine.
39. Using telepathic abilities on your way across Devore space.

Brennyren

 

[Searider Falcon]

40. Allowing Chakotay anywhere near a shuttle. No good can come from that.

 

[UssHell]

41. Have them sit trapped with tuvok in a sealed room with plenty of food and water, and alot of weapons =D. That should make them suicidal ^^

 

[Turbo]

42. Be on a shuttle with Tuvok. Chakotay and Paris have bad luck too, but every single one of Tuvok's shuttle missions have gone wrong.

 

[Orac]

43. Squashed by debris falling from the ceiling.

 

[UssHell]

technically this doesn't kill them... but...
44. steal the Krenim temporal weapon ship and alter the timeline to push the ensign out of the space-time continuum ^^

 

[Arianwen]

45. Piss off Seska.
46. Eat Neelix' cooking. (sorry if that that one has already been used)

 

[Judas Ascendant]

47. Leola root enema