50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

[Brennyren]

48. "We've replaced Captain Janeway's regular coffee with Delta Quadrant Decaffeinated. Let's watch and see what happens."

Brennyren

 

[Orac]

49. The Vulcan Death Grip.
50. Death by Pon Farr.

 

[Equinox]

50+1. Death By Random Alien To Put The Doctor In A Loop