50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Odon, May 16, 2007.

  1. Candlelight

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    25. Transporter accident.
    26. Shuttle crash.
     
  2. Akiraprise

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    No repeats! :p

    26. The fury of Kes
     
  3. Candlelight

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    How did I miss that!

    Um...

    26. The fury of Kes.
     
  4. Akiraprise

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    Smartass. :lol:

    27. Conventional Krenim weapons
    28. Another ship tearing Voyager's upper hull off because they can't drive
     
  5. Dimension11

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    29. Getting seduced by a planet full of women :D
    30. Not complying the hirogen to turn voyager into a floating holodeck
     
  6. Candlelight

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    I don't believe anyone's said this yet:

    31. Assimulation.
     
  7. RoJoHen

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    I also don't believe anyone has spelled it correctly either.
     
  8. Candlelight

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    Sorry.

    Arseimilation.
     
  9. Akiraprise

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    ^^ Knock it off, both of you.
     
  10. The Borg Queen

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    32. Turning into a giant pink salamander.

    33. Turning into Neelix's new culinary delight: "giant pink salamander" pie served with grilled Leola root and enhanced with Talaxian spices.
     
  11. Candlelight

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    34. Death by Snu-Snu.
     
  12. Crazy Eddie

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    35. Place them in a situation where their only hope for survival is having better aim than a storm trooper.

    36. Suddenly give them alot of lines and screen time for no apparent reason.

    37. Allow them to hold a phaser rifle during a fire fight.
     
  13. Brennyren

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    38. Disrespecting a Nikani shrine.
    39. Using telepathic abilities on your way across Devore space.

    Brennyren
     
  14. Searider Falcon

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    40. Allowing Chakotay anywhere near a shuttle. No good can come from that.
     
  15. UssHell

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    41. Have them sit trapped with tuvok in a sealed room with plenty of food and water, and alot of weapons =D. That should make them suicidal ^^
     
  16. Turbo

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    42. Be on a shuttle with Tuvok. Chakotay and Paris have bad luck too, but every single one of Tuvok's shuttle missions have gone wrong.
     
  17. Orac

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    43. Squashed by debris falling from the ceiling.
     
  18. UssHell

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    technically this doesn't kill them... but...
    44. steal the Krenim temporal weapon ship and alter the timeline to push the ensign out of the space-time continuum ^^
     
  19. Arianwen

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    45. Piss off Seska.
    46. Eat Neelix' cooking. (sorry if that that one has already been used)
     
  20. Judas Ascendant

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    47. Leola root enema