50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

The object of this contest is to see if we can list 50 different ways (though 47 will do) in which Janeway’s notoriously expendable crew get bumped off.

 

As the Caretaker pulls the USS Voyager into the Delta Quadrant, Harry gets his head conked on a bulkhead like a coconut!

The End

 

Are you talking actual crew deaths or listing the different ways you can kill a human?

 

Give them a red uniform and no first name.

 

4. Sucked out into space.

 

5. Eaten by giant snake lizard

 

6. Frozen for all eternity beneath the surface of an alien glacier.

 

7. Eaten alive by a Species 8472 bio-infection.

 

8. Macrovirus!

 

9. Make sure that he is the first one off of the ship on an away mission.
10. Have him flirt with Kes,in front of Neelix.

 

11. Make the doctor choose the hot girl over him while performing a life saving operation
12. Fall in love with the borg
13. Have a Klingon fall for him

 

14. Holodeck!

 

"That's blown out."

(Thank you, Data.)

 

15. Try to keep Janeway from having her cup of coffee in the morning

16. Volunteer to beam down to possibly hostile alien environment with the Captain, Tuvok and Chakotay.

 

17. Beam him/her down to the "Blink of an Eye" planet.

 

20. Poorly planned or badly written season

 

21. Eaten by subterranean monster

 

22. Spills coffee on Suder's lap.
23. Accidentally steps on Suder's foot.
24. Borrows Suder's tools and forgets to return them.

....why yes, there is a theme there.

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