50 Ways to Kill an Ensign

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Odon, May 16, 2007.

  1. Odon

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    The object of this contest is to see if we can list 50 different ways (though 47 will do) in which Janeway’s notoriously expendable crew get bumped off.
     
  2. Good Will Riker

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    As the Caretaker pulls the USS Voyager into the Delta Quadrant, Harry gets his head conked on a bulkhead like a coconut!

    The End :D
     
  3. Candlelight

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    Are you talking actual crew deaths or listing the different ways you can kill a human?
     
  4. The Borg Queen

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    Give them a red uniform and no first name.

    :evil:
     
  5. Akiraprise

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    1. Exploding console
    2. Viidian dissection
    3. Kazon phaser fight
     
  6. Orac

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    4. Sucked out into space.
     
  7. Huntingdon

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    5. Eaten by giant snake lizard
     
  8. Orac

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    6. Frozen for all eternity beneath the surface of an alien glacier.
     
  9. The Borg Queen

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    7. Eaten alive by a Species 8472 bio-infection.
     
  10. erastus25

    erastus25 Commodore Commodore

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    8. Macrovirus!
     
  11. hawk200

    hawk200 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    9. Make sure that he is the first one off of the ship on an away mission.
    10. Have him flirt with Kes,in front of Neelix.
     
  12. Dimension11

    Dimension11 Commander Red Shirt

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    11. Make the doctor choose the hot girl over him while performing a life saving operation
    12. Fall in love with the borg
    13. Have a Klingon fall for him
     
  13. Jamee999

    Jamee999 Commander Red Shirt

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    14. Holodeck!
     
  14. Good Will Riker

    Good Will Riker Admiral

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    "That's blown out."

    (Thank you, Data.) ;)
     
  15. Capt_Piett

    Capt_Piett Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    15. Try to keep Janeway from having her cup of coffee in the morning

    16. Volunteer to beam down to possibly hostile alien environment with the Captain, Tuvok and Chakotay.
     
  16. EMHMark613

    EMHMark613 Commodore Commodore

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    17. Beam him/her down to the "Blink of an Eye" planet.
     
  17. Akiraprise

    Akiraprise Vice Admiral Moderator

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    18. Warp core breach
    19. Shuttle crash
     
  18. Candlelight

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    20. Poorly planned or badly written season
     
  19. Orac

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    21. Eaten by subterranean monster
     
  20. Brennyren

    Brennyren Commodore Commodore

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    22. Spills coffee on Suder's lap.
    23. Accidentally steps on Suder's foot.
    24. Borrows Suder's tools and forgets to return them.

    ....why yes, there is a theme there. ;)

    Brennyren