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VERY SHORT TREKS...

"Worst Contact" was ok, but boogers, including animated boogers, activate my gag reflex. I won't be watching that one again.

The first one, "Skin a Cat", could be a reference to people being "too sensitive", but I took it as aliens are often depicted as "like a ___" and that we would have to be more thoughtful in our speech. But then it got absurd with people who look like underpants and screws. I crack up at that one not for the jokes per se, but the Knickersonian's "HOW DARE YOU?!" was so well delivered, and she looks so ridiculous. I hope the Knickersonians appear in canon some day.
 
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This is official ST?!?

At first glance of the first one, I thought it was some high-budget fan production that Paramount would probably suppress by the end of the month.

Bad taste: the final frontier!

(And by the way, Cleese has always been my favorite Python.)
 
HA! Jonathan Frakes carves ANOTHER Trek show on his belt.

Guess he's only missed Prodigy. Sadly, that one's probably a done deal, unless he snuck into S2 and nobody told us.
 
HA! Jonathan Frakes carves ANOTHER Trek show on his belt.

Guess he's only missed Prodigy. Sadly, that one's probably a done deal, unless he snuck into S2 and nobody told us.
Are we counting "Director" for SNW?
 
SNW and DIS. Frakes was behind the camera for both. And check this out!
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(watch before de-spoilering)
I don't care what you say, I call that an honorable mention for TOS as well!
 
This ...

GROSS!

I wouldn't eat fresh fish, with the eyes still attached.
:lol:

I thought this one was more "engrossing" than funny, but I was never bored. And as a corporate employee, I can tell you that people bringing leftover fish to the office IS an issue. It's not just the microwave, either, although that's a big part of it. Somebody on a prior shift recently enjoyed their leftover lobster at work, and the resulting stench from a wastebasket was so bad, I had to bag it up and carry it out to a dumpster myself. It's wildly inconsiderate to coworkers.
 
I thought this one was more "engrossing" than funny, but I was never bored. And as a corporate employee, I can tell you that people bringing leftover fish to the office IS an issue. It's not just the microwave, either, although that's a big part of it. Somebody on a prior shift recently enjoyed their leftover lobster at work, and the resulting stench from a wastebasket was so bad, I had to bag it up and carry it out to a dumpster myself. It's wildly inconsiderate to coworkers.
You haven't experienced the ultimate in gross microwaved food till you've worked on a hospital Patient Care Unit and have had to deal with not only fellow employees smelly cooked foods, but also the never ending assortment of entrées brought in by family members for picky patients.:barf:
 
I wouldn't eat fresh fish, with the eyes still attached.
Eating Fish Eyeballs
In many Asian countries, fishing is a mainstay. In these cultures, every part of the fish is either eaten or utilized in some way [7]. In fact, the heads and tails are a sign of good luck [6]. In China, home cooks and chefs alike commonly serve the entire fish as a main course, reserving the eyeballs for the most honorable guest [8].
In Russia, soups and broths are common food staples. One of the most famous Russians soups, dating all the way back to the 17th century – called ukha – is made using whole fish heads, eyes and all! [4]

Even in Spain, chefs frequently use fish eyes to thicken and flavor sauces and broths because they contain a gelling agent. The eyeballs add a more viscous texture and a greater depth of flavor [7].

Many cultures rely on fish because it’s cheap. Families in Sri Lanka, for instance, consume the entire fish – eyes and all – as a means of avoiding waste and getting the most nutritional value out of their catch [8].
Thanks to globalization, these food trends are slowly infiltrating western society. Western consumers are becoming more willing to try new flavors and textures. As these trends continue to expand, expect to discover previously overlooked ingredients pop up on menus.

Some of the Klingon foods used in ST:TNG was just food the production staff would find in the Chinese Super Market.
 
re: Worst Contact. How best to put it?

Hahaha! Ew! Have to admit I burst out laughing when the nose picking started. Very gross, but surprisingly funny. That fucking bit at the end with secret sauce, ugh!

Bill? Heh.
 
"WORST CONTACT"... it was okay. There were some funny moments, but I think it's definitely the least of the three.

The homage to errors continues... 'Bill', 'Commanding Officer Riker', 'Stardate 2252'.

Frakes... one more show under his belt. (Though I don't really count this as a show for similar reasons why I don't count SHORT TREKS.)

I'm pretty sure many people won't like this one simply because it is a bit gross.
 
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