Best quotes

[Worf2DS9]

Ten: "No, I'm sorry - did he say he was going to change what it means to be human??"

Ten (as John Smith): "I dream I'm this...adventurer. This daredevil. A madman."

Ten: "I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up."

Ten: "Even if I change, it feels like dying. Everything I am dies."

Eleven: "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many of them."

Eleven: "Don't be clever, Strax. I'm the clever one, you're the potato one."

 

[Iamnotspock]

Eleven: "Don't be clever, Strax. I'm the clever one, you're the potato one."

Strax could have a thread of his own.

"Horse, you have failed in your mission!"

"Suggest we melt his brain using projectile acid vision, then interrogate him! [Beat] Other way 'round."

"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE OR YOU WILL BE OBLITERATED! ...May I take your coat?"

Vastra: "Strax, you're overexcited. Have you been eating those jelly sherbet fancies again?"
Strax: ... "No."
Vastra: "Go outside and wait for me until I call for you."
Strax: "But, madam...!"
Vastra: "Go!"
Strax marches off in a strop.
Strax [indignantly, under his breath]: "I'm going to go play with my grenades."

Boy: "Will I be OK?"
Strax [polite, upbeat]: "Of course you will, my boy, you'll be up and around in no time. And perhaps one day, you and I shall meet on the field of battle, and I will destroy you for the glory of the Sontaran Empire."
Boy: "Thanks, nurse."

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

^Yeah. Pretty much everything Strax has ever said belongs in this thread.

"Damn Moon!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"As it happens, I am the Doctor. The ORIGINAL, you might say!" - First

 

[Aldo]

From 'Family of Blood' the little kid Tim perfectly sums up who the Doctor is:

"He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful."

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

IAN: Let me get this straight. A thing that looks like a police box, standing in a junkyard, it can move anywhere in time and space?
SUSAN: Yes.
THE DOCTOR: Quite so.
IAN: But that's ridiculous!

 

[Starkers]

Rose "Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!"
Doctor "Who says I'm not? Red Bicycle when you were 12."

It's Rose's reaction that makes it such a classic

 

[Chris3123]

"I am Mister Copper, the ship's historian, and I shall be taking you to old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by good King Wenceslas. Now, human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages."
- Voyage of the Damned

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"Elevate!"

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Tennant: "How can you forget something like this?"
Smith: "It's not my fault. You're obviously not paying enough attention."

From 'Family of Blood' the little kid Tim perfectly sums up who the Doctor is:

"He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful."

I prefer this version:

"He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And Rory Williams punched him in the face!"

 

[Skellington]

The Doctor: It's the only place in the Universe where one can relax entirely.
Romana: Mmm... That bouquet!
The Doctor: What Paris has, it has an ethos... a life... It has...
Romana: A bouquet?
The Doctor: A spirit all of its own. Like a wine, it has...
Romana: A bouquet.
The Doctor: It has a bouquet. Yeah. Like a good wine. You have to choose one of the vintage years, of course.
Romana: What year is this?
The Doctor: Ah, well... well, it's 1979, actually. More of a table wine, shall we say? Ha! A randomizer is a useful device, but it lacks true discrimination. Shall we sip it and see?

 

[Iamnotspock]

The Doctor: It's the only place in the Universe where one can relax entirely.
Romana: Mmm... That bouquet!
The Doctor: What Paris has, it has an ethos... a life... It has...
Romana: A bouquet?
The Doctor: A spirit all of its own. Like a wine, it has...
Romana: A bouquet.
The Doctor: It has a bouquet. Yeah. Like a good wine. You have to choose one of the vintage years, of course.
Romana: What year is this?
The Doctor: Ah, well... well, it's 1979, actually. More of a table wine, shall we say? Ha! A randomizer is a useful device, but it lacks true discrimination. Shall we sip it and see?

Romana: Shall we take the lift or fly?
The Doctor: Let's not be ostentatious.
Romana: Alright, let's fly.
The Doctor: That would look silly. We'll take the lift.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"It's the end...But the moment has been prepared for." - 4th

 

[Iamnotspock]

"It's the end...But the moment has been prepared for." - 4th

Or perhaps the Moment...?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Any moment in "The Caves of Androzani" when Morgus suddenly turns to the camera and says something dramatic for no readily apparent reason.