VOY Caption Contest 107; Is that Allowed!?!

[Ln X]

Thanks a lot to Captain Kathryn who made last contest possible! In this one I'll be using Flickr for the pictures temporarily until the bandwidth limit resets on Photobucket.

Thanks to all who participated, and now the winners from last contest!

Sulu: Outstanding tea. I never could get the galley to make a good cup.
Tuvok: Shall I have them flogged?
Sulu: Officer thinking, Mr Tuvok. I may just have to put you in for a promotion.
Janeway: Now I see where you get it.

PARIS: Chakotay, the savages are everywhere! We're surrounded!

CHAKOTAY: What to you mean "we", whiteman.

Tuvok: Mister Neelix, you have ceased replicating coffee and instead have begun replicating oranges. By order of the Captain, you are under arrest.

Zimmerman: Do you want me to save all these files titled "Kes Japanese Schoolgirl?"

EMH: I'll make more either way.

Hogan: What's next, digging up dinosaur bones?

And the special award...

Chakotay: Shoot the most wooden thing you can see
Paris: Be careful what you wish for

Congrats to the winners!

Next up are the latest five pictures waiting to be captioned...

Have fun!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I told you guys, do not interrupt Naomi's Flotter holoprogram! She gets a bit "upset".

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win, but I can't see your Flickr pixes

 

[Ln X]

Thanks for the win, but I can't see your Flickr pixes

Do you have an account on Flickr? Because I think those who do not have an account are not able to see photos pasted on other sites.

 

[Finn]

no

 

[Ln X]

no

I've uploaded the pictures to ImageShack, can you see them now?

 

[LeadHead]

I can see them. I saw them earlier too, so I don't know what happened.

 

[R. Star]

I can now. I couldn't before on the Flickr, so problem seems to be solved!

 

[Ln X]

I can now. I couldn't before on the Flickr, so problem seems to be solved!

I'll add Flickr to my blacklist!

 

[R. Star]

Thanks for the win!

Chakotay: Happy Birthday, Captain! It's a Hirogen vibrator!
Janeway(off screen): Over compensating again, are we Commander?

EMH: Excuse me, are you familiar with the ancient text known as the Kama Sutra?
Janeway: Oh my....

Torres: How come I'm not in this Maquis rebellion holoprogram? You prefer Seska to me?
Paris: I think Seska prefers Seska to you.

Janeway: What happened?
Kim: I was making out with the Irish holographic chick... when Tom used that padd to turn her into a raptor. Naturally the safeties malfunctioned.

Kes: My first order as your new overlord.... Neelix is to be put to death!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chakotay: Captain, I think you got the wrong idea when I suggested you bring some joints to your ready room.

Janeway: Doctor, if you don't take your hand off me, your holo-emitter goes into waste extraction.

B'Elanna: Remember all those comms you got from the Alpha Quadrant? Well I've been going through them all. And just who is this "Mom"?
Paris (to himself): Is it too late to request a transfer to someplace less dangerous, such as a Borg Tactical Cube?

Kes: We've been waiting for over an hour. Why isn't our table ready yet? I demand to see the manager!

 

[Third Nacelle]

Chakotay: This is the LAST TIME we buy a plasma manifold from Ikea.

 

[Finn]

no

I've uploaded the pictures to ImageShack, can you see them now?

Yes...thanks

 

[Finn]

Last night in Deck 9, section 12....

Neelix: Sigh. B'Elanna hasn't gotten the hint that we are all out of phase. Those two still can't see us.... Perhaps we will have better luck with Seven..

 

[hux]

Chakotay: captain, if you replace me as first officer with this piece of plastic...not much will change and i can all spend my time on the holodeck

Doctor: Captain, i want to change my name to Shirley
Janeway: Surely you can't be serious
Doctor: Yes, i am serious and thank you for respecting my wishes

B'Lanna: Your fantasy is to do it in front of everyone
Paris: Why are you surprised

Janeway: What happened
Paris: The control panel exploded in his face
Kim: I didn't see it coming
Janeway: Have you ever even watched the show

Kes: Quick, everyone look in different directions...hopefully then, no one will notice the portrait is breaking the fourth wall

 

[Melakon]

Paris: What do you mean, this is the perfect moment for a fight?
Torres: Look around, flyboy. The camera composition is ideal. The guy behind you is balanced by the barrel behind me, our co-stars all have full sightlines, and the lighting on my face is better than yours.

 

[R. Star]

Janeway: So I seem to have found Larry and Curly... now where's Moe?
Neelix: Captain! I--
Janeway: Found him.

 

[Triskelion]

Chak: Boy those aliens from the USS Ronco sure have lots of neat stuff to trade for! Look what I got for ten dilithium crystals!
Janes: What is it?
Chak: A Tattoo Weasel!

I've got a fever! And the only prescription is - more cowbell! And an analgesic.

Neelix: Classic faux pas. Showing up separately to the same fight club as your spouse.

Janes: Next time, Harry, don't offer to "rassle" the Captain for a promotion.

Warlord Kes: Again with the buns! What does a person have to do to get away from buns in this quadrant!!!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Chakotay: What is this thing?!
Janeway (OS): Run Chakotay! It's been sent by a race called the Producers to remove someone from the crew...and you're on the shortlist!

EMH: I've just heard about what these Producers want. Tell me I'm safe!!!

Paris: This is madness! The Producers have us at each others throats!
Torres: Have it you way flyboy! I intend to make it home!

Janeway: What happened to the two of you?
Kim: The Producers device came after us, but it stalled...like it didn't know which one of us to come after!
Neelix: It said such horrible things...you guys like me, don't you?
[Silence]

Kes: What do you mean the Producers chose me!?!?

 

[Finn]

Picardo: We are all worried about you, Kate. It has been twelve years and you have been up coming up here in your old uniform and wandering the Voyager's corridor set.

Kate: You are wearing your old uniform too

Picardo: What do you mean?