VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!

[Finn]

Janeway: These lens flares are incredible in 3-D!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay hit his target, but Harry's shot was wild.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Whoever decided to do a 3D conversion of Citizen Kane was a fucking GENIUS!"

 

[Akiraprise]

I've closed the other two threads. Bad Ln X.

I didn't do it deliberately, and I don't remember the precise chain of events, but I'm sorry for any bother caused and it won't happen again.

I'm teasing. It's no biggie.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Oooo, I love this part. Akiraprise really let's Ln X have it over the duplicate threads!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[doubleohfive]

Janeway was the only one who thought she made a lousy John "Hannibal" Smith.

 

[Lipton]

Chakotay: "...And after your beautiful hairdo with the clip in season three, the sacred stone says you will cut it short to something called a 'page boy'..."

Janeway: (Thinking) Well, if I'm going to do it, I'd better get it right.

 

[Finn]

Janeway: Except for Chakotay, anybody who finds the nearest Starbucks gets a promotion.

Paris: Too bad Harry isn't here.

Chakotay: Why do you think we didn't bring the poor bastard?

 

[Velocity]

Chakotay: "...And open the doors and see all the people!"

Janeway: You really need to work on your foreplay...

 

[Eydie Munroe]

Janeway: Look Commander, I'm as kinky as the next girl, but I don't do feathers.
Chakotay: How do you feel about whipped cream and leather?

Janeway: Tuvok, you suggest something that stupid again and we'll leave you here.

Janeway: Right, now just enter your PIN number...then the amount...

Janeway: I don't care how many times you apologize, Seven. I'm not speaking to you until take back what you said about my hopscotch skills.

Doctor: Captain, Michael Sullivan just came to see me in Confession, and told me some very interesting details about your sexual escapades. He said something about whipped cream and leather?
Janeway: Oh god...

Janeway: I don't know where you've been, but the bald, metallic look went out twenty years ago!

Tuvok: What is the name of this movie?
Janeway: Cat-Women of the Moon.
Tuvok: I have been to the moon Captain, and there are no "cat-women" there. And if there were, it is highly illogical to assume they would wear such revealing clothing.
Janeway: Will you shut up, Tuvok! I'm trying to get some wardrobe ideas.

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: These are somehow indestructible, they survived the destruction of the Maquis ship and a Shuttlecraft.

 

[Methos]

Janeway: Seven, the astrometrics screen is for official use only, not for writing your slash fanfic's about our crew... though... oh my, Borg have attachments for that?!?

 

[Ln X]

This caption contest is closed. New caption contest is now up!

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