No no, you have to pay to have his clothes tailored just a tiny bit off so that he doesn't know what's going on but finds it infuriating.
I should've known some of you would use a fortune as an opportunity to troll people.![]()
I think he might mean that of you had $100 million you might be able to pay for a really good rehab program for your brother.
Maybe this guy would be willing to work on it.Crush my enemies, see dem driven before me, an hear duh lamendayshuns of duh women.
If we're talking $100 million free and clear, I would divide it up like this:
- 20 million to invest for the future.
- 20 million split amongst charities and research projects I support.
- 20 million divided amongst my family.
- 20 million for purchase of properties including a mansion, vacation home, yacht, cars, etc.
- 20 million to live a life of luxury, leisure, learning, travel, and never having to work for anyone ever again. I would do all the things I always wanted to do but never had the time or money to do.
Sounds sensible. Also, boring.![]()
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One of the research projects I support is a death ray.
Finally develop a mini-giraffe.
Alternatively, buy all of Holdfast's favorite clothiers and change their focus to off-the-rack only.![]()
That's evil. I like it.No no, you have to pay to have his clothes tailored just a tiny bit off so that he doesn't know what's going on but finds it infuriating.
With a 4-door extended cab?!
No, I want a truck, not a car with an open trunk.![]()
You know the bed is exactly the same size, right?
I would LOVE to be one of those anonymous people that pays off customers' Christmas bills. I'd like to walk into some big store (like a grocery store or a Target), hand out gift cards (with high dollar amounts) to people and then just walk out again.
Open my own private equity firm or start a hedge fund.
Alternatively, buy all of Holdfast's favorite clothiers and change their focus to off-the-rack only.![]()
No no, you have to pay to have his clothes tailored just a tiny bit off so that he doesn't know what's going on but finds it infuriating.
If I had $100 million I would;
Pay off all the bills and debts. Put some aside for my kids. Try to make my folks house safer or at least pay for them to move into a nice assisted living place so they would be safer. Give some to charities. Add a second bathroom to the house and do some remodeling to make it more energy efficient. Fix our vehicles. Find my dream car and get it. Start a scholarship. Give some to the youth groups in the area. Open a place where kids could hang out. Take the family on a couple of vacations to areas I've always wanted to go.
Other than that, I'd put some aside for retirement![]()
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