Voyager Caption Contest #66: Paper or Plastic?

[Santa Kang]

JANEWAY: So, I guess you're a dead Jedi?

EMH:Too much holo-turkey. Tryptophan kicking in...

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

 

[M'Sharak]

Motorboating....

M', amused

 

[Captain Crow]

Wang: Mr. Jaeck, I finally get to meet you.

[Scott Jaeck gives Wang a weak handshake, he looks away mid handshake, he then pulls his hand away and wipes it off on his shirt]

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: They say I'm going to be an Ensign for a long time.

Cavit: Over my dead body.

 

[JB2005]

Cavit: I'm a stickler for protocol Mr Kim, if, for example, the Captain were to order "Brace For impact", one must brace at their own station - even if that's on the other side of the bridge!

 

[LeadHead]

Mulgrew: (thinking) Maybe I'll quit and make them film this scene a third time...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Gotana-Retz: Captain, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.

 

[spot_loves_data]

Wang: Mr. Jaeck, I finally get to meet you.

[Scott Jaeck gives Wang a weak handshake, he looks away mid handshake, he then pulls his hand away and wipes it off on his shirt]

Poor Wang. For those of you who missed it, this actually happened to him with Shatner.

 

[M'Sharak]

Janeway: We're here for the cheese?!
Gotana-Retz: Oh, yoo betcha!

 

[Schistocerca]

Doctor: Ah.....ah....ah......
Voice of Seven of Nine: Choo?

 

[Schistocerca]

Guard:...."and you can customise your prison experience by going to Control Panel and Selecting Appearances and Personalization; here let me show you".

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

B'Elanna: The 1970's called. They want their prison bars back.

 

[Schistocerca]

The Global Financial Crisis had caused some harsh cut backs on "Celebrity Squares"!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Guard: "Well, your choices are spend the next ten years in this cell, or spend a weekend with the warden in his hotel suite."
Torres: "Got a picture of him?"

 

[Isis]

Janeway (to self): "I knew Kim wouldn't be able to go through with that buzzer thing."

For two members of the most logical race in the quadrant living in such a warm climate, Tuvok and his teacher were wearing awfully warm clothes.

 

[Isis]

Receptionist: "Ms. Torres, your stylist is ready. What were you thinking of for today? The Janice Rand, maybe? Or perhaps the latest rage, the Lieutenant Ilia, also known as the Jean-Luc Picard?"

Torres: "Oh no, I just remembered I left my coffee pot on. Let me take care of that and then I'll get back to you..."

 

[Isis]

Clinic receptionist: "Ms. Torres, how long has your leg been stuck in that position and are you covered out of network?"

 

[Schistocerca]

Guard: "Federation pig, with our interrogation techniques, you will tell us everything we want to know!"
Torres: " Oh yeh, well interrogate this", raises leg.....phaaarp!

 

[Schistocerca]

With a sinking feeling it suddenly dawned on Harry that this was Smug Smile Friday and he had left his in his other pants!

 

[Schistocerca]

It was with that realisation the young Tuvok finally grew up; Vulcan santa was just his dad dressed up!