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TNG Caption This #225: Shut up Wesley!

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*SLAP*

BEVERLY: I spent good money on those sweaters and you'll wear them till they wear out!
 
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Wes: Hey guys! You know that Time Lord guy with the Police Box TARDIS thing? Well I'm pleased to announce that his lovely assistant Melanie Bush and myself are expecting our first child together.

Worf: Best advert for condom use ever...
 
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Director: Gates, this isn't that hard a scene. Why do you keep asking for another take?
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O'Brien: Eeeew! It touched me!
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Data [grasping Wesley's hand]: We are in love, and we do not care who knows.
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As Riker choked the brat to death, everyone felt a sudden wave of happiness.
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"Aaugh! It's on every channel!"
 
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Data: Commander, I feel it is my duty to inform you that should this snooty little dweeb to my right offer me one more suggestion, I will have no choice but to override my anti-violence chip.

Wesley: "But, I'm currently to Data's left.

Data: "Shut up Wesley."

Riker: "He's correct Data, he is to your left."

Data: Shut up Riker."

:)
 
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DATA: It would appear the Captain and your mother have developed some sort of romantic attachment.

WES: Hrrmmmm...
 
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Data: Commander, I feel it is my duty to inform you that should this snooty little dweeb to my right offer me one more suggestion, I will have no choice but to override my anti-violence chip.

Wesley: "But, I'm currently to Data's left.

Data: "Shut up Wesley."

Riker: "He's correct Data, he is to your left."

Data: Shut up Riker."

:)

Data: Commander Riker, Mr. Crusher sits to my right but this is besides my point; perhaps you should visit sickbay, before your case of Andorian Pedantic-itis renders you unable to perform any duty short of posting on message boards. :)
 
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Worf: "Transponder signals identify it as an Intrepid class starship."
Riker: "Intrepid class? They're not due for production for a number of years yet. How can it be?"
Picard: "Janeway... the Temporal Theresa of the 24th century. We need to get out of here and fast. Evasive maneuvers!"
 
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Data: "Oooo, I just missed. An unanticipated movement of the target. He still did not see it, though. Talk about concentration. I bet you I will make this next one, right in the center of his ridges. They are thick enough to prevent the dart from making cranial penetration."
Wesley: "Uh, Commander Data, I don't think this is such a good idea."
 
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In an unfortunate moment of absent-mindedness, Worf accidentally hit the "playback on main viewer" button while reviewing his personal video log from last night.
 
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