Ideas You Hope To NEVER See In The New Films

[Kamdan]

I'll start off. Tuvok being the love child of Spock and Uhura. He was born in the 23rd century.

 

[Greg Cox]

"There's only thing to do, Spock. We have to restore the old timeline, no matter what!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hip, young nuKirk schooling the stodgy, old fuddy-duddies at Starfleet, Footloose-style.

 

[Broccoli]

Hip, young nuKirk schooling the stodgy, old fuddy-duddies at Starfleet, Footloose-style.

I'd see that.

Especially if it stars Kevin Bacon as Kevin Bacon.

 

[SmoothieX]

A Kirk and Khan softcore porno scene....

I prefer hardcore.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

I'd see that.

Especially if it stars Kevin Bacon as Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon as Kevin Bacon! Now you're talking!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Any rehash of a previously-done plot from TOS.

Excessive fan service (IE, Harry Mudd, Khan, and Gary Seven in the same movie).

More Bones sidelining.

 

[Broccoli]

A Kirk and Khan softcore porno scene....

I prefer hardcore.

What about a Kruge hardcore?

"I. Have had. Enough of. YouuuuuuuuuUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

 

[DonIago]

Time Travel or Alternate Universes (including any take on any MU) for at least the next several films.

 

[Oso Blanco]

Lens flares!

 

[C.E. Evans]

Any rehash of a previously-done plot from TOS.

Excessive fan service (IE, Harry Mudd, Khan, and Gary Seven in the same movie).

More Bones sidelining.

This

Time Travel or Alternate Universes (including any take on any MU) for at least the next several films.

This

Lens flares!

And this.

I really couldn't have said it any better myself.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Enormous space machines that think they are a God.

 

[MvRojo]

Enormous space machines that think they are a God.

+1

I think at this point we can also add time travel and angry bad guys with big ships with a random superpowerful weapon wanting to blow up earth.

 

[Yevetha]

Enormous space machines that think they are a God.

Isnt that what the video game will be about?

 

[1bulma1]

A KIRK/SPOCK sex scene....no offence to the slashers

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

A KIRK/SPOCK sex scene....no offence to the slashers

On no offence taken. We already know all of ST:XI was one big KIRK/SPOCK sex scene.

 

[bryce]

Shia LaBeouf.

(Or a Christmas episode...or anything involving a Space Disco or Space LasVegas... no Space Vampires either. Also - no cute robots. I would also say "no cute side-kicks"...but Keenser kinda grew on me - and as long as the keep the cuteness to a minimum...and actually make him a serious character...)

 

[F. King Daniel]

Any attempt to "fix" the timeline.

 

[Mr Silver]

Shia LaBeouf.

This

Any reinterpretation of previous storylines and as other posters have suggested, blatant fan service.

 

[Procutus]

Lens flares!

This.


That, and any reference to the events of the previous film.