Voyager Caption Contest #54: Wait an Hour After You Eat

[Deranged Nasat]

Janeway had the last crewman to exhaust the replicator's coffee rations left on display, as a warning to others.

"When the king entered the sacred shrine to plead with the spirits for his son's life, he also brought his fiddlers three, should the spirits request entertainment. When leaving the tomb, he "accidentally" left them inside. Don't forget to put some money in the hat. Oh, and should you find the pipe or the bowel while you're in there, do pick them up for us, please".

Picardo: "We've narrowed the choice for the new character down to two. A former Borg drone in a catsuit, or this".

*pause*

Mulgrew: "You just want to force me into choosing the Borg in the catsuit don't you?"

Picardo: "I'm glad you can be reasoned with".

Torres: "I can't believe the replicator ate Neelix".

Janeway: "Tuvok, you've got a lot of explaining to do".

Tuvok: "He was warned repeatedly about the quality of the plomeek soup. This was the fourth sub-standard attempt. I have no regrets".

 

[Candlelight]

Tuvok: "We recovered it during our mission to 1996 Earth. We believe it to be a portable music playing device of some kind."
Torres: "I've made a quick check of the database Captain, I believe we've found what they called an iPod."
Janeway: "They certainly were ahead of their time..."

 

[M'Sharak]

"When the king entered the sacred shrine to plead with the spirits for his son's life, he also brought his fiddlers three, should the spirits request entertainment. When leaving the tomb, he "accidentally" left them inside. Don't forget to put some money in the hat. Oh, and should you find the pipe or the bowel while you're in there, do pick them up for us, please".

Janeway: You did mean to say "the pipe or the bowl" ... didn't you? You didn't. Ew.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Your version of the Dating Game sucks!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway was a shoo-in on Delta Quadrant Idol.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"When the king entered the sacred shrine to plead with the spirits for his son's life, he also brought his fiddlers three, should the spirits request entertainment. When leaving the tomb, he "accidentally" left them inside. Don't forget to put some money in the hat. Oh, and should you find the pipe or the bowel while you're in there, do pick them up for us, please".

Janeway: You did mean to say "the pipe or the bowl" ... didn't you? You didn't. Ew.

Oops!

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: So you brought me here to show me this odd looking dinosaur creature?

Doctor: No, to keep you out of the ready room while everyone else sets up for your surprise party! Whoops...

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Janeway just couldn't resist sneaking a peek at the "Horned and Horny Aliens of Eroticus IV" program that Doc was making her for her birthday.

 

[Vulpes]

"Luuuuuuuuucy! You got some splainin' to do!"

"Colors and whites in the same load? That's the last time YOU'RE doing the laundry!"

"A dinosaur doing the Robot? Now I've seen everything!"

Janeway: Is it a coffeemaker?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This caption contest is now offically closed. But don't have a cow man, follow these co-ordinates to the new one:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=5041748#post5041748

Hope to see you there!