Voyager Caption Contest #47: Have You Ever Yadda Yadda-d?

[JB2005]

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Doctor: "Tuvok, even Vulcans use dildos for...relief."

Tuvok: "Not gonna do it..."

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Tuvok: Give me back my Toblerone.

Nazi Hologram: Hey, buddy. Didn't you know this was a holodeck episode?

Hirogen: Yeah, get lost. It's the hologram's turn to have a shot at Worst Episode of the Season.

Seven: Are my boobs really THAT big!?

Alien: Look, as the ratings fall, they get bigger!

Acne did not inhibit Harry Kim from being quite the high-school heartthrob. Despite the fact that he never left the 9th Grade.

 

[LeadHead]

Neelix: Aren't the "Fair Haven" episodes bad enough without Nazis attacking?

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Welcome back to the show. Well Mister Tuvok, the test results are in and you are the baby's daddy. Your reaction?

 

[B.J.]

Torres: Okay, I'll give you this one. They are pretty epic.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Above: Production still photo received by Kate Mulgrew's agent with the following note:
"Well? Are you going to do anything about this or what?! K. Mulgrew"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Arturis: See? I told you! THAT's who killed Laura Palmer!

 

[Bob Karo]

Uh oh.....

 

[jo jo]

Janeway; So that is settled we would like to know what you would like from us in return for passage through your space.
Alien Traders: We have seen somthing we would like if-
Janeway: If you talking about seven melons, you can't have 'em. FYI they're mine.

 

[Captain Crow]

Hirogen: HEY!! That's Nimoy's bike!

Neelix: No... no it isn't. I... I have no idea who this... this Nimoy person is. I just bought this... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[Neelix runs off with the bike]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Torres:"Look up in the sky its Stupor Duck"

Chakotay "Where?"

Torres: (thinking) Sucker

 

[Isis]

EMH: "Sorry. Not today. Your health insurance has a prior authorization requirement for all colon cleansing procedures."

Neelix: "Trust me. My other vehicle is a starship."

Harry Kim was the 24th Century's answer to Charlie Sheen...not.

And many people thought that was a good thing.

 

[Isis]

Seven: "Mr. Neelix and Mr. Kim, when I brought up the expression 'pissing contest,' I didn't intend for you to take it literally."

In one of the more poorly received episodes of Voyager, Q developed a fascination with the song "It's Raining Men."

 

[Isis]

Seven: "Sorry, Mr. Sheen, but no, I do not think the name Seven of Nine makes me a 'natural' for your harem."

 

[Bob Karo]

Harry Kim interested in a harem of women? The show had Warp 10 salamander people. We gave up on believability loooong ago.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: Those uniforms suck! Have any of you actually seen Star Trek?

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: You see that? It's natural lens flare.

 

[Mistral]

"I'm just a typical Frenchman and you're a typical Aryan conqueror-I don't see what the problem is here."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Neelix: You don't need to see my identification.

 

[Schistocerca]

Mary hoped if she kept in the background no one would notice she had forgotten her headband