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Voyager Caption Contest #47: Have You Ever Yadda Yadda-d?

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Yeoman Randi

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Welcome fellow Voyagers! It's time to put up a fresh pot, but before we do, let's defrost the coffee cake and announce da winnas!

Personal note: life in my house has gone to shit, so having to judge this round made for a wonderful and much needed diversion. Thank you all for making me laugh. As always, i really appreciate everyone who participates and as always, judging is no easy task.

But enough of that, get ready, get set, GO!


Something tells me this wasn't exactly what Gene had in mind when he penned his famous tag line:

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And suddenly, ignoring Janeway's hault to his advances, Q appears where no man has gone before...

Then again....maybe it was!


The D&D Award goes to:

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Kim (thinking): So who's the nerd now? Wait'll they get a look at this baby, I'll be the most popular dungeon master in the quadrant!


Hats off to the crazy doctor for this entry:

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Does my hand smell of Chloroform to you?


Just so you're aware, there's always lay-away:

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PA System: "Attention, K-Mart shoppers. We're not sure what we have in Aisle 3. But if you take one, we'll pay you."


The PMS Award goes to:

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Doctor: ''Lieutenant, calm down, I already told you! I did NOT tell the whole crew you're pregnant! It would be against my ethical subroutines.''
B'Elanna: ''Hmmm... Torres to Neelix. Please meet me in sickbay, I have to... Speak with you.''

And, i'd like to add, that's a pretty damn amazing photoshop too.


And although technically NOT QUITE a photoshop, this entry was so freakin' fabulous it has to be recognized:





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This week we had an entry that was so bad it made me laugh, and so the Double Facepalm goes to:


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"So this is the hanger bay where they grow and study alien plant life. Botany. Botany Bay."

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And the Special Spew Award goes to this entry which made me consider redoing my bathroom:

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The water jets in Captain Janeway's new hot tub had four settings: "Low," "Medium," "High," and "Who needs a man, anyway?"


Thanks to everyone who played and CONGRATS to da winnas!


Ok, so here we go with a new round of photographs to play with:

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As always, I'll let this brew for two weeks. Until next time, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
 
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The crew could always count on Tuvok to throw a tantrum when his self sealing stembolts were taken away from him.


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Neelix: Nazis. I hate Nazis.

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Ray Wise: (thinking) "They cancelled Twin Peaks but this shit's still on the air?"

**(personal note: No, i don't think voyager was shit. I love voyager. Just want to make that clear!)
 
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Nazi: ''Sieg Heil!''
Neelix: ''Is that a planet? Never heard of it!''

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Chakotay: ''Dear God, where's that shuttle? It should have picked us up already!''
Q (as voice in the sky): ''Really, I wouldn't know...''
 
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Doctor: I'm sorry Mister Tuvok, but the club didn't keep those thieves from getting your beamer.


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Hirogen: Confiscate that bike, it's not a 10 Speed!

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Arturus: There it is! The imdb file of some actor named Ray Wise. Tell me what roles he will get after 1998...

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Chakotay: I wish I could fly one of those shuttles without crashing it...

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Lyris: Okay, we're going to be honest with you. If you stay here with us, you'll get to have 3 wives, but we'll kill you in an enormously painful way. What do you want to do?

Kim: I'm thinking.... I'm thinking....
 
Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

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Tuvok: "Isn't there some kind of virtual imaging or x-ray or something you could use instead?"
Doctor: "Oh, don't be a baby! It's just a simple colon exam!"


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Neelix: "You know, if you were a member of the Voyager crew, I bet my chances of getting laid would increase tenfold!"


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B'Elanna: "Look! Up in that tree! Was that...was that an Ewok?!"
Chakotay: "We must be trapped in a crossover fanfic! Watch yourself! This could get ugly!"


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Kim: "Ladies, this place is a godsend! You're saving my life! You have no idea how long it's been!"
Alien Madam: "I'm sorry. We don't accept Federation credits."
Kim: "Arrrgghhhhh!!"
 
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Tuvok: But I wanna play baseball with Neelix's head!
Doctor: This is exactly why we keep you away from the mess hall.


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Neelix: No officer, I was not driving over the speed limit. Why didn't you arrest Chakotay when he crashed that shuttle last month.

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Seven: I have been looking in the "Megan's Law" database for registered sex offenders in the Delta Quadrant.
Janeway: Have you found any?
Seven: This one alien named Arturis Berlinghoff he kind of looks like . . . .
Arturis: Hey, what did I miss?

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B'Elanna: Isn't that the Captain's shuttle?
Chakotay: Yeah, I asked her to marry me and she ran off . . . .

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Harry Kim had no clue that the red dots painted on each other's faces were actually a kind of betrothal symbol until that night at the wedding.
 
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Artrus: There it is!
Janeway: What is it?
Seven: We better leave!
Artrus: NO!
Janeway: Would someone tell me?!?
Artrus: it's a gateworld to an universe where there is an being that can destroy the Borg by looking at them!
Janeway: Seven?
Seven: It is possible, but the risk is not acceptable. Many of us have loss too many ships to the entity.
Janeway: What was the entitiy called?

Artrus: Robau
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Roxanne: Braga, what's wrong with Rob?
Braga: Nothing. We didn't have the budget for an extra tree and Berman thought he was perfect.

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Tom: (OS) Ten bucks Harry blows it.
Tuvok: It is illogical to assume otherwise. No bet.
 
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Hey, thanks for the win Yeoman Randi!


Doctor: This was your father's lightsaber, he wanted you to have it when you were old enough.


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Neelix: Nuclear Wessels? Alameda? Hmmmm, must be the wrong program.

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Arturus: Look there, one cup! Just one cup! oh my you humans do some disturbing things.



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Harry officially knew that he was a loser when the women in his holodeck fantasy eventually learned to say "Computer end program"
 
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Voice from viewscreen: "Okay, we're ready to resume negotiations. Oh...nice ploy, putting the boobtastic one right up front! Won't work, though."
 
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Tuvok: I will not be participating in your Robin Hood scenario.
Doctor: But I made this quarterstaff just for you.
Tuvok: I am not a merry man, doctor.

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French Resistance Neelix: What? No, I'm not a member of the Maquis. I came on board after the two crews joined!

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Chakotay: Captain, why are you climbing a mountain?
Janeway, distantly shouting: Because it's THERE.
(Janeway falls)
Torres, mockingly: "Because it's there!". Voyager, emergency beamout!

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Kim: I'm...looking for a wormhole entrance? I saw one, in this star system!
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoota! She is a a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here at Station Anthrax, we have but one punishment for faking a wormhole entrance. You must tie her to a bunk and spank her!
Girls: A spanking! A spanking!
Dingo: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me
Girls: And me! And me! And me!
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Kim: - well, I could stay a BIT longer.
 
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Doctor: Mr. Tuvok, if you would just please listen, I shall explain to you how a handjob is done.


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Neelix: I'm sorry, officers, I don't know how a handjob is done.


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Arturis: So *that's* how a handjob is done...
Seven: Indeed. I believe I will need to research further.
Janeway: Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.


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Chakotay: I don't understand. I just asked her how a handjob is done, and now she's taken the only shuttle.


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Kim: You mean you girls don't know how a handjob is done?
 
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Neelix: What do you mean the mohawk isn't period authentic? You've got f***ing ridges on your face!

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Alien: You're right. These replicators really can produce anything! I think I'll go with........ that one....... no, wait..... that one. Yes, I'll go with the "William Shatner". I'm not sure the "Donald Trump" is convincing enough, even for my head shape.

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Chakotay: That's no moon!


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Kim: I don't know.... I've already got 4 women, and you're only a B cup at best.
 
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Artrus: Hey you! Yeah you, the creepy guy! Quit playing with yourself everytime Seven appears onscreen!
 
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EMH: So what do you think? Surely it's an elegant weapon for a more civilized age?

Tuvok: Light forming a solid blade is illogical. And don't call me Shirley.
 
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