Let's go, bat her up
She's taking the afternoon off
It's a beautiful day for a Bonz thread
A Bonz thread today
The mods are out to stop a flame war or two
From Walla Walla Washington to Kalamazoo
It's a beautiful day for infractions
But even a warning's okay
She's gonna cheer, and boo,
And demand more ale from you,
At the Bonz thread...today!
She's taking the afternoon off
It's a beautiful day for a Bonz thread
A Bonz thread today
The mods are out to stop a flame war or two
From Walla Walla Washington to Kalamazoo
It's a beautiful day for infractions
But even a warning's okay
She's gonna cheer, and boo,
And demand more ale from you,
At the Bonz thread...today!