Movie Caption Contest #179: Not, Now Madeline!

[Itisnotlogical]

Nichols: Caption contests?

Scotty: That's the ticket, laddy.

Worf: New uniforms?

Riker: That's the ticket, laddy.

 

[LeadHead]

Nichols: Man, if thinking like you gets someone ideas like this, I'll start talking to my mouse every day!

 

[Vassa]

Thanks for the win! I always knew Kruge was a thoughtful employer.

Nichols: Fandango.com?
Scotty: Aye, now print the ticket laddy.
McCoy: I hear Abrams really shakes things up a bit.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Rat Boy, would you please put a link to the next contest when this one ends? On other contests, authors place the link as the last post, so that the contestants know that it's ended and to move on. -THANKS-

EDIT: And your OTHER contests!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Do ye want to subscribe to this site, lad...or...should I just punch up "CLEAR?"

NICHOLS: How much did you say it'd be per month?

McCOY: $19.99.

But a few bucks more if you wanna see the Thai girls with their panties OFF.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Gaping loopholes in the plot, sir?

RIKER: That's the ticket, laddie.

 

[LeadHead]

Rat Boy, would you please put a link to the next contest when this one ends? On other contests, authors place the link as the last post, so that the contestants know that it's ended and to move on. -THANKS-

EDIT: And your OTHER contests!

I can't speak for Rat Boy, but since the caption contests he runs are extremely reliable to start and end on saturdays, it doesn't seem to be that essential. Saturdays I just look on the TOS and Movies forums and there they are ready to go. I'm much more inconsistent, (hey we were all thinking it ) Sometimes it's saturdays, sometimes it's sundays, more recently it's been Late on Friday evenings. So it's more essential for a link to be posted from me.

Nichols: Zynga?

Scotty: That's the ticket Laddie. Do you like mob movies and farms?

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Nichols: Sad Keanu??

Scotty: *sigh* That's the ticket Laddie. (looks at camera) Now could we please get on with the rest of this scene? I'm getting pissed at all the internet jokes

 

[JarodRussell]

What are those girls doing with that cup... oh my God.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Nichols: ''TWO GIGAHERTZ?!''
Scotty: ''Aye! That's the way we overclock our computers, lad!''
McCoy: ''Scotty, you know we're not allowed to share our technologies with others...''
Scotty: ''Aye, right... Reverting to 16 MHz.''

 

[Alrik]

Nichols: "Is she really gunna put em in her mouth? How hot is that!?"
Scotty: "Aye laddie, where we're from its call 'tea bagging'."
Nichols: "No kidding wise guy? That's what its called here in the states too. I just haven't found a girl that's willing yet."
McCoy: "Then might I suggest that you stop telling your assistant 'not now'. Just an idea."

 

[Skywalker]

Riker: "Worf, why are you still wearing that old thing? Where's your new uniform?"
Worf: "I was told that it would not arrive until Tuesday!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nichols: 1.21 gigawatts!?
Scotty: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

[JarodRussell]

Riker: Do you know why the lighting in here is all different all of a sudden, Mr. Worf?
Worf: I would not know, Sir. But I have come to notice that we are somehow able to stand further apart when we are talking to each other.
Riker: The ship is so incredibly crowded, too. I can't shake that weird feeling something is different. Tell Mr. LaForge to run a level one scan for temporal anomalies.
Worf: Aye, Sir.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Been meaning to ask ... how's my sloppy seconds?

 

[alte]

 

[alte]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #179: Not, Now Geordi!

Worf: "How the hell do I know how he got in there...
what do you want from me? Maybe he got too close and
the damn thing...sucked his sorry ass inside."

Riker: "That's a very insensitive attitude, Mr. Worf...
but you're probably right."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nichols: "Squeezing buttcheeks and beating off?"

Scotty: "That's the ticket, Shatmandu."

It's been over a year now. Come back Joe!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

NICHOLS: German scheisse videos?!

SCOTTY: That's the ticket, laddie!

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #179: Not, Now Geordi!

RIKER: Good job, Mister Worf!

Maybe NOW we can finish this mission in some peace and quiet!