TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Free-For-All

[Gary7]

Spock: "Fascinating."
McCoy: "I don't believe it."
Scotty: "Borgas frat, so that's where Cap'n Kirk went off to! Lucky devil..."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Now this is what I call taking shore leave."

Lieutenant: "I couldn't agree more. Funny thing, the guy that owns this place got all freaked out by the Orion slave girl and dashed out. His loss, eh?"

 

[milo bloom]

Mr. Atoz: "For the last time, TOS was filmed and edited on actual film, so transferring it to Bluray was easy. TNG was edited on tape so it would be extremely costly to redo all the effects at the higher resolution!"


Cont': "And furthermore, that's the Mr. Coffee not a viewscreen!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

VO: This is the city, Los Angles California. I work here. I carry a ba....

Communicator beeps.

KIRK: Damn it, I said never interrupt me and Spock when we're Cosplaying!

 

[alte]

Yeah, I know...???????????????

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: For the last time, Chekov. Take the gun, leave the cannoli.
Spock: I believe 'the mattresses' are this way.

McCoy: Dammit, Jim. All she left me with was my BONES!
Kirk, thinking: It just wouldn't be his birthday if he wasn't drunk as a lord and raving about his ex-wife.

Scotty: I don't know about yew, doctor, but I'm right tired of Spock's new power-savings inititive. Don't they know with these warp engines, we can keep the lights runnin' all night long for years on end?
McCoy: Actually, Scotty, Spock and the Captain are playing something called 'Strip Hide and Seek'. I don't know how THAT works, but they do this every time someone breaks out the Romulan ale.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CINNAMON: (under her breath) Who are these guys? Where are Rollin and Phleps

BARNEY: I don't know. The Secretary said something about "contractual obligations".

 

[Redfern]

Some images stand on their own.

OK, OK, I admit it; I'm stumped for a punchline!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: This isn't very Christian of them.
SPOCK: I believe you are missing the very obvious point, Captain.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Hey! Uhura! I kin see yer knickers from here!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "Hey! Uhura! I kin see yer knickers from here!"

Uhura: Seductively, "I'm not wearing any..."

Scotty: "But then, what's -- crivvens crivens!!!"

 

[Gary7]

Chapel: "Well that's odd; I didn't know Starfleet came out with a new model of the deck sweeper."
DALEK: "I AM NOT A SWEEPER! I AM A DALEK AND I EXTERMINATE!"
Chapel: "Well, I don't think you'll find any bugs on this ship. And if you don't do floors, then wha---mmphglfph!"
DALEK: "SILENCE HUMAN!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DALEK: EX FO LI ATE!

KIRK: Man, the ship's new dermatologist is tough!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "SCOTTY!!!"

Scotty over the ship's comm, "Aye, sir?"

Kirk: "The plumbing robot's gone heywire again!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dalek: "Talk...to...the...hand."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DALEK: If I wanted a nurse, I would have asked for one. Now, where is the Doctor?

 

[alte]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Bean-For-All

 

[Captain Crow]

Mr. Atoz: Son, you'll go blind doing that.

Picard: I wear assless chaps now. Assless chaps are cool.

Spock: The hell?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Is it just me or is that Verne Troyer putting the moves on Ellen Page?"

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy, drunk and half asleep: What da hell ya want?