MORG: Come...let's Dirty Dance.
No one put Baby in corner.
Not even Eyemorgs.
CHEKOV: Come on, Tina.
EVERYONE'S doing it. Even the Q-Tip Head people of THIS humid hellhole.
TOS Caption Contest #184: You Can Chekov, But You Can Never Leave
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MORG: Come...let's Dirty Dance.
No one put Baby in corner.
Not even Eyemorgs.
CHEKOV: Come on, Tina.
EVERYONE'S doing it. Even the Q-Tip Head people of THIS humid hellhole.
Kirk had gone so long without a woman, he started dry-humping the bridge railing.
"Greb a fencepost, hold eet tight,
Whomp your partner wit' all your might,
Hit heem in the chin, hit heem in the head,
Hit heem again, th-- "
"Chekov!"
"Sir?"
"Not. Helping!"
Whop him low and whop him high
Stick yer finger in his eye
Pretty little thing, pretty little sound
Bang yer heads against the ground!
Sorry, I love that cartoon!
DIRECTOR: And....ACTION!
KOENIG: Action? Wait. Were you talking to me or them?
DIRECTOR: Is it too late to get Davy Jones?
TAKEI (OS): Anyone for David Cassidy?
Spock os: "Could you refrain from resting your breasts on the handrail? The material is incapable of bearing the stress."
Rand shocked: "Mr Spock!"
Spock: "I was not addressing you, Yeoman."
Tina: "After you returned from fixing the engine on that alien spaceship and then that strange growth appeared on your right wrist, frankly Pavel I hoped it was something else."
Chekov: Tina...I'm....I'm pregnant
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Spock(os): I recall a similar incident happening on another enterprise, captained by--
Kirk(os): Don't say his name!!! Those events never happened!!!
Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!
Come on, try it; move the scene along
Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong
Wheeeeeeee!!
Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
..................VOILA!!
Kirk (on intercom): "This is your captain speaking. It seems we're going to be making an unscheduled landing somewhere between Cleveland, Ohio and Denver, Colorado."
Spock, (OS): "Sir, I must point out that the Enterprise cannot 'land'."
Kirk: "You're just full of useless information, aren't you?"
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Chekov: "Eef you sleep vis me, I vill give your career a werry beeg boost."
Landon: "And what would that be?"
Chekov: "Vhen I ascend to zee Keptincy in zee seekth year of zee Enterprise's meeshun, I svair I vill make you zee Keptin's Voman."
Announcer (OS): "Where will you be when your deodorant quits?"
Kirk (on intercom): "This is your captain speaking. It seems we're going to be making an unscheduled landing somewhere between Cleveland, Ohio and Denver, Colorado."
Spock, (OS): "Sir, I must point out that the Enterprise cannot 'land'."
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Kirk: "'Land' might be a slight exaggeration. And by 'between Cleveland, Ohio and Denver, Colorado.' I mean spread from Cleveland, Ohio to Denver, Colorado."
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"Greb a fencepost, hold eet tight,
Whomp your partner wit' all your might,
Hit heem in the chin, hit heem in the head,
Hit heem again, th-- "
"Chekov!"
"Sir?"
"Not. Helping!"The critter ain't dead
Whop him low and whop him high
Stick yer finger in his eye
Pretty little thing, pretty little sound
Bang yer heads against the ground!
Sorry, I love that cartoon!
Then you'll "bust a nut" over the following...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-nlbchOkmg
Sincerely,
Bill
CHEKOV: Don't vorry. I'M here to protect you.
LANDON: Great. We're BOTH going to die, then.
On Sigma Draconis, "Dirty Dancing" had a WHOLE new and grungy meaning.
Captain Caveman didn't take crap from anyone.
Even spacemen from the distant future.
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