TOS Caption Contest #180: No Bones About It

[Rat Boy]

Look at me when I'm talking to you, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's snuggle up with...

For being a couple weeks late to the party, our winner is...

Spock: "I don't understand why everyone is trying so hard to get off of this island-it seems pretty pleasant to me."

For parental compromises, our winner is...

Spock, please don't be angry with me. It was your father who gave you that
unpronounceable first name. I wanted to call you Bob.

For a classic "Oh Snap!" moment, our winner is...

KIRK: But do they make me look smarter?
SPOCK: Only until you open your mouth.

Two Photoshop winners this week for very obvious reasons...

Spock: This is embarrasing, mother.

Amanda: Why? Don't you like poor Mrs Snuggles anymore? Come on, Spock, be a good boy and give Mrs Snuggles a good-night kiss, will you?

SPOCK: An daring and somewhat disurbing attempt Nurse Chapel, but the answer is still no.

Look very closely at the second one. It's even funnier when you take "Yesteryear" from TAS into account. Anyway, congratulations to the winners. This week, it's all about Dr. McCoy. The first picture...will probably secure me a deluxe suite in Hell. In the second, Bones finds out the hard way that "hobgoblin" is their word. And finally, enjoy the third picture while you can because I imagine it'll be Photoshopped at least twice a day. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

Rodent: "So was I before the crash happened and that ain't the way you examine prostates."

T'Pau: "He acts only if cowardice is perceived."

Kirk: "So why is he about to lop off McCoy's head?"

McCoy: "Because I just shit my pants."

McCoy: "Someone tell Roxanne to put out that red light."

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: Spock, I get that this 'planting a tree' stuff is important for you, but could you put down that shovel for a minute and help us over here?

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Jeez... Vulcan barbers don't mess around, do they?"



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[jep]

McCoy: "A pink light? Damn it, my clapper is broken again."


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[jep]

McCoy: "Heeeeeeeey Macarena!"

Bum: "Ay!"



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[jep]

Bum: "I don't care if you're a doctor or not, touch me there again and you lose a testicle!"



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[jep]

McCoy: "Hey sexy, how would you like to take me to see a Clark Gable movie?"



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[Tribble]

Guy: This ain't working! A bit more to the left, man! Gee, where are you from, Mars?

Guy: You say you are a time-travelling doctor? So where's you TARDIS, then?

 

[jep]

McCoy: "What? All I said was that even though I liked 'Heart and Soul', I still think she's a one-hit-wonder'."



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[ItsGreen]

(Ok the obvious, just so it won't be posted)


McCoy: Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

 

[jep]

(Ok the obvious, just so it won't be posted)


McCoy: Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

(Fake indignation)
Oh come on!!!! Everyone knows the bum didn't have a phaser until he got a five finger discount on McCoy's, after the good doctor passed out.

And then he proceeded to phaser himself to death.
(/Fake indignation)



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[jep]

Kirk: "This is your last chance bones... are you gonna pay me back the 10000 credits I loaned you?"

McCoy: "I don't have it Jim!"

T'Pau (O/S): "What say thee, Kirk?"

Kirk: "I say you wouldn't DARE have him executed, you old crone!!!"


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[ItsGreen]

A slow day in sick bay.

 

[jep]

Just when McCoy thought his day couldn't get any worse, he finds himself facing 4th and 21.



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[ItsGreen]

McCoy:So you're returning these pants. Wool blend, oversized, a bit dirty, what's this?

Hobo: I, I pissed myself a bit when you were chasing me.

McCoy: Imagine that, I travel back in time just at the right moment to have you soil
the very pants you were returning! That's perfect irony!

 

[ItsGreen]

Bones, When I said my life was in limbo, I didn't mean THE DANCE!!

 

[Tribble]

McCoy: Come on, let's twist again....

Guy: ???

McCoy: Twist? The dance? No? Well, I guess that came a few years later, then....



Edit: Woo, that makes two dance references!

 

[alte]

 

[Captain Crow]

Announcer: Our next contestant for the Enterprise talent show is Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy.

[McCoy walks on stage]

McCoy: Howdy folks. I'm going to perform my impression of Captain James T. Kirk for you.

[clasps hands together then squeezes them to make fart noises]

McCoy: You see he's an ass and asses make fart sounds. Get it?

[crickets]

McCoy: THAT WAS FUCK'N FUNNY YOU HUMORLESS BASTARDS!!

[McCoy storms off stage]