TOS Caption Contest #179: For Those About To Spock...

[Santa Kang]

KIRK: Not only did I nick the cloaking device, I also shagged the Romulan Commander.

SPOCK: Impossible, I was with her the whole time.

KIRK: I slipped her a little something, while she a slipping into something more comfortable.

Spock gives a Kiff-like sigh.

 

[Maurice]

LEILA: What's that?
SPOCK: I believe the technical term is a "barrel roll", and I think that tells us the spores have reached the bridge.

KIRK: But do they make me look smarter?
SPOCK: Only until you open your mouth.

 

[alte]

OMG The Cock Rock Crunch Box...you can see the cockrocks in the bowl...looks completely original. I wonder if that really existed

Good Work...very impressive...if you still have the Box by itself (larger pic) could you post it...too flippen funny.

 

[MANT!]

"Nimoy, if you hum 'Bilbo Baggins' one more time, I'll rip your ears off!!"

 

[Gecko of Gorn]

SPOCK: I see that you are ready to undertake your undercover mission, Captain.

KIRK: Undercover mission? Oh yeah, rrright.... Undercover mission....

 

[alte]

Hope you don't mind the borrow Nerys Myk...Your pic was just that inspiring...though your caption is way funnier than mine...

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "I don't understand why everyone is trying so hard to get off of this island-it seems pretty pleasant to me."

 

[ItsGreen]

For the first time in my life I am happy, and if she keeps stroking my head,
I feel spores will leave my body, ,
and I'll then have to change my jumpsuit!

 

[SantaEddie74]

LEILA: I think that tree monkey just flipped us off.

 

[SantaEddie74]

AMANDA: For the last time, Spock...

WHERE are my best pair of stilletto pumps?!

KIRK: Stop looking at me like that.


The crew's gonna think you wanna sleep with me or something.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "Strangest thing...when I came in this morning, I saw Charles Bronson and David McCallum in the parking lot, having a rather heated exchange."
Ireland: "Oh, crap!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

AMANDA: What do you mean...


"Always loved Father more when HE wore my dresses?!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

LEILA: Spock...

Do...

do you ever get that...NOT-so-fresh feeling?

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: Do you think these eyebrows make my hair look thinner?

 

[ItsGreen]

(No caption needed!)

 

[T'Girl]

Leila: . . . and then this brite ribbon came across space and swallows everything in our ship.
Spock: Fascinating
Leila: We found ourselves standing in this perfect paradise.
Spock: Keep going
Leila: I turned around, there was this enormous fat man in a red suit
Spock: Santa Claus?
Leila: Maybe. He was outside this cabin, chopping wood.
Spock: Wait one damn minute.

Leila: . . . and then this brite ribbon came across space and swallows everything in our ship.
Spock: Fascinating, please continue the story my dear, from the words "swallows everything."

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[Captain Crow]

OMG The Cock Rock Crunch Box...you can see the cockrocks in the bowl...looks completely original. I wonder if that really existed

Good Work...very impressive...if you still have the Box by itself (larger pic) could you post it...too flippen funny.

Here's the full sized version of it I made for TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line" were an innocent box of Sugar Smacks was offered as one of the targets for captioning.

 

[Tribble]

Spock: This is embarrasing, mother.

Amanda: Why? Don't you like poor Mrs Snuggles anymore? Come on, Spock, be a good boy and give Mrs Snuggles a good-night kiss, will you?

 

[alte]

Thanks a lot, Capn' Crow...too funny. Especially the captions on the box...lord all mighty

 

[alte]

...Mrs.Snuggles...more Geniusness...I love it.