DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions

[LeadHead]

Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!

I'll aim to make this one a weekly contest, I advise posting early and often as well as being as creative as possible. I've seen Caption Contests from a lot of folks on this BBS, and you guys can be absolutely hilarious!

Now, if someone else was running a Caption contest here, I don't want to step on anybody's toes. PM me please.

Now, onto the Game...

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: So what's working so far?

O'Brien: The Transporter.

Sisko: That's it?

O'Brien: I'm a Transporter Chief, I don't know how to fix anything else.

Bashir: Okay, Quark! We're gonna need a new Dartboard.

Ezri: It's the 24th Century Mr. Sisko, you really can't afford a Doorbell?

 

[ares93]

O'Brien: Great he found something interesting to look at. I'll slip away and change before he notices I've been spending time with miss Right.

 

[SilentP]

Worf: YOU SAID KEIKO HAD 7 MONTHS LEFT!!!

Sisko: No door to door sales!

 

[LeadHead]

Michael Dorn kept his cool until the Costumer from Generations showed up. He was still upset he didn't get a new uniform for the movie.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "What's with all the owls in the rafters?"
O'Brien: "Vermin. See there were rats, but the Cardies released voles to eat the rats, but then they needed something to get rid of the voles, so owls."
Sisko: "How'd they plan to get rid of the owls?"
O'Brien: "Funny thing, they did try Cardassian hawks, but Gul Edren, Dukat's predecessor, got his eyes clawed out, so they figured the owls were Ok."

Bashir: "Must... get... Morn... away... from... Karaoke machine..."

Joseph: "If I weren't so comfortable in my own sexuality, I'd think about getting a new mirror."

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Why is there a transporter in Ops?

O'Brien: This way Picard can still call us and ask 'How's Transporter Chief O'Brien doing?'

 

[Mistral]

Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

 

[ares93]

Thank you, but I don't like Girl Scout cookies.

oh man, rush i going to have your head for that.

 

[LeadHead]

Joseph: We're closed!

Ezri: Why does the restaurant have to be closed for you to take a trip? You haven't cooked anything in 2 years.

 

[T'Boggan]

O'Brien: "Communing with the prophets? Commmuning with his stash more likely"

Bashir: "ooooouuuuchhhh! Not a good idea to play elbow the titty with Kira and Janzia in the room!"

Ezri: "Well you shouldnt have stuck it out the letterbox in the first place silly"

 

[carlmarx]

Joseph Sisko...the dreamer....and the dream.

 

[alte]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

 

[ares93]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

that, my friend. looks scary. but i wholeheartedly agree with the statement

Bashir: When i said you should have physical i didn't mean a full body examination. and most certainly not here.

 

[alte]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Klingon Wingman...

Klingon Cockblock...

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!

We had one for years. It seems to have died off in recent months, though.

It wasn't until the third season that the cast & crew realized that Avery Brooks was a wax sculpture from Madame Tussauds.

Worf: "Bullseye!"
O'Brien: "That's great Worf, but you're supposed to use the darts."
Bashir: "Sigh... It's going to take weeks to pry Gul Dukat's head out of that wall."

Joseph: "Yeah, most of my customers wind up with stomach worms, too."

 

[Kirby]

Chief: For the last time Commander my name is Miles O'Brien. NOT Susan Boyle.

And yet again Worf tilts the pinball machine at Quarks.

Ezri: Oh how cute, we have the same purse!
Joseph: It's not a 'purse' it's a 'men's carryall' made with fine Bolian leather.
Ezri: Well, mine is a purse.

 

[alte]

 

[LeadHead]

Worf was not kind to Quark when he gave him Orange Juice instead of Prune Juice.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Windows? Who the hell puts windows in the command center?"

O'Brien: "I hear they stole the idea from a captain named Robau."

Sisko: "Man was a legend. A badass. Come to think of it, maybe I should shave my head."

O'Brien: "I'll go get the squeegee."

Joseph: "Ben? It's one of those loons collecting for the Church of Symbiosis asking for you again."