Movie Caption Contest #140: The Revent of Special FX, Part Two!

[Rat Boy]

Watch out for that lens flare, because it's time for another caption contest. First up, let's take the plunge with...

For putting on the Ritz, our winner is...

(*Strange animal-like noise*)

DECKER: Werewolf!!

ILIA: THERE wolf.

KIRK: Pardon?

ILIA(pointing in different directions): THERE Wolf.

THERE V'Ger...

And for proving that you never know who you'll run into, our winner is...

Uhura: "Sir, we are being hailed, audio only"
Kirk: "Lets hear it"
Reliant: "...repeat I say, mutara restricted, requires permits many..."
McCoy: "Oh not him again..."

And for applying his finely honed targeting skills he picked up whilst bulls-eyeing womprats in his T-16 back home, our winner is...

Sulu: I hit it. Did you see it? I hit it.
Scotty: Great, lad. Do you want a cookie?

Sometimes the cruelest jokes are the best ones, and our next winner is no exception...

Kirk: "What's Kirstie Alley doing in there?"

And for proving that senility shows up at the weirdest times, our winner is...

Kirk: SULU!

Sulu: (over comm) I'm on the ship Captain.

As for Photoshops this week, I decided to be generous. First up, a shout out to our resident cross-caption contest Photoshopper...

CHEKOV: I don zink dats zee Reliant.

Another from a MST3K fan not named captain crow...

KIRK [on the way down]: "Hey."

PUMA MAN [on the way up]: "S'up."

And one for rolling the dice...

Congratulations to the winners! This week, we wrap up our latest foray into the FX world. First up, Spock demonstrates his magic photon theory. Next, the latest version of the Star Trek Experience opens up in Montana of all places. Third, Picard, Worf, and Hawk go outside; guess who's not coming back? Third, Ru'afo wonders if it was a good idea if the Collector ship should have been covered in propane tanks. Lastly, it's the return of Super Data. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "On second thought, this is getting us no where. Who wants to look at my collection of nudes?"

Chekov: "Clear de bridge!"

Picard: "Great job, Deanna. You parked the ship on the Na'vi village!"

Worf: "Couldn't we have found a closer airlock?"

Picard and Hawk: "No!"

Ru'afo: "Hmmmm, fiery death or be de-aged into nothingness. Do I have time to think about it?"

Data: "I hate it when people lock their keys inside."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Spock: An ancestor of mine surmised: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

Picard: Everybody remember where we parked.

Picard: Great another scratch. You know how hard that's gonna be to buff out.

Ru'afo: See that Picard...that's the oncoming end of your movie career! Tom Hardy is just behind that fiery ball.

Data: Open up, or I'll huff and puff and blow your starship down.

 

[Rat Boy]

Ah crap. Someone mind fixing the title?

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: And THAT is how you sex a K'tinga.

CREWMAN: Wow, that tilt-shifting lens makes this look just like a miniature.

HAWK: You realize that going by those portholes and the perspective lines, we'd be about a meter tall each.
WORF: You're dead to me.
PICARD: He will be...

PICARD: Wow, Mt. Doom sure is high tech.
RU'AFO: It sure is, my precious!

DATA: Why do I always get sent to jump start these jalopies?

 

[Candlelight]

SPOCK: "And I can safely say that the Klingons are in good hands with Captain Kirk at the helm."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock (In Microsoft Sam voice): "Welcome to the wax museum. My name is Spock."

The parking situation in the UK is getting really bad.

Hawk: "Why are they so many triangles? Why are all the windows at weird angles? Why is the underside of the saucer terraced like that? If this Enterprise is so much more advanced, why is its hull rougher than the last one? And just how do we fit 29 decks in there, anyways? Or was it 26?"

Picard: "Mr. Worf, Mr. Hawk is asking questions again. You know what to do."

Dungeon Master: "You are in a sewer. It is dark. What do you do?"

Picard: "I light a torch."

Dungeon Master: "The flame ignites the compressed sewer gasses. You explode and die."

Ru'afo: "Smooth move, Picard."

Ceiling Data is watching you masturbate... IN SPACE!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "And that, cadets, is what happens when you try to ignite the impulse engines while a solid waste dump is underway. Next slide, please..."

High-Concept Shopping Mall Developer (to his Chief Construction Supervisor): "What? Star Trek: The Next Generation has been cancelled? Oh, Shit!!"

"You know, as much fun as it is peeping into random crew-women's windows, I can't help but worry we're going to get caught someday."

Picard: "Ironically, the first thought that crossed my mind when I woke up this morning was, 'I hope I can get well and truly fucked today.'"

LaForge (onboard the Enterprise): "Oh, c'mon, Captain, please let me do it! I could put one right up his keester from here!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Well, shit."

Ru'afo: "Got a smoke?"

Brent Spiner defects to the cast of Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Goodness gracious, Great balls of fire.

CREWMAN: The last appearance of this ship and they still won't show the main shuttlebay!

HAWK: It's only a model.
PICARD: Shhhhh!

PICARD: Does this symbolize that the TNG movies are a flaming wreck?
RU'AFO: Y'think?

DATA: Now if I was a Romulan, where would I put the dipstick?

 

[Rat Boy]

SPOCK: "And I can safely say that the Klingons are in good hands with Captain Kirk at the helm."

Spock: "Free to live a life of religious fulfillment..."

*nose starts to grow*

 

[John Picard]

"Quick, put down over there! I want to get inside before all the good stuff gets taken."

 

[Skywalker]

Apollo: "Cool, we found Earth. Now let's abandon our highly advanced spaceship and live out the rest of our days in pain and discomfort!"

Hawk: "It's only a model!"
Picard/Worf: "Shut up, Hawk!"

 

[Candlelight]

Iraq Information Officer: "Everything is under control, there is no emergency aboard the Kronos One, absolutely no torpedoes have been fired whatsoever"

"Move along, nothing to see here, keep- OH MY GOD! A ship under fire! Christ, gather round! Take photos! C'mon, don't be shy, people!

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "Ow! MOTHER FUCKER! You told me they were broken!"

 

[John Picard]

*singing* "There she was / just a walkin' down the street / singing doo-waa dittyditty dum dittydoo..."

 

[Rat Boy]

I smell a new running gag!

Iraq Information Officer: "Everything is under control, there is no emergency aboard the Kronos One, absolutely no torpedoes have been fired whatsoever"

Iraq Information Officer: "We feel that the Federation is on the verge of being driven out."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Looks like there is a light on. Maybe we can use their phone.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Yeah, the bumpers are locked. Maybe if you jumped up and down on your ship?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "Well, the front fell off."

Reservoir Dogs... IN SPACE!!!!

Data: "Captain, I have found Stanley Yelnats' treasure chest."