SULU: I hear one lucky shot from a Bird of Prey can take out a ship twice our size and fire power.
SCOTT: That's the daftest thing I've ever heard!
Movie Caption Contest #139: The Revenge Of Special FX, Part One!
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SULU: I hear one lucky shot from a Bird of Prey can take out a ship twice our size and fire power.
SCOTT: That's the daftest thing I've ever heard!
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Kirk: Didn't think they'd smell this fishy.
Taylor: Oh, sorry...forgot to douche before I left this morning.
DECKER: Right there, just below the N in Enterprise.
Kirk: Mr. Decker, where are the Phaser Banks?
BONES: You need Retinax 5, Jim.
KIRK: I'm allergic to Retinax.
SPOCK: Apparently, so is LeadHead.
Kirk: If that idiot thinks I'm flinching...he's got something else coming.
Sulu: Yeah, us.
Nimoy: What are you doing Bill?
Shatner: Trying to get out of this Damn Movie!
Spock: We can't see if the Reliant is closeby.
Kirk: Hold your fire then.
Spock: "Hold our fire?" What do we pay by the Phaser now?
Kirk: You don't do the Budget Spock, I Do!
Sulu: Direct hit Captain!
Scotty: Aren't ye gonna say Good Shooting or something along those lines?
Kirk: Not really, it's Still There!
Scotty: We converted the Engine Room into an Aquarium.
Kirk: How will we go to warp now?
Scotty: Oh @#$$!
Kirk: SULU!
Sulu: (over comm) I'm on the ship Captain.
Sulu: "Should we continue firing sir?"
Kirk: "Nah, what's the chances it'll come back and cripple us with a single shot?"
Kirk: "Chekov! Remember all those years ago when you beamed me and Sulu up over Vulcan with seconds to spare? I NEED THAT HELP AGAIN!!"
Chekov: "Sorry Keptin, I'm in the woods with Sulu, but I'll be back on the ship soon"
KIRK: "650 channels and there's still nothing but shit on!"
Shatner: OMG!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!I AM FALLING TO MY DEA.......shit, i gotta remember to make sure the FX dept photoshops my ass...."
Illa-Probe: V'Ger request the carbon unit's driver license and insurance contact information.
Kirk: F'ing Sulu. Now our premiums are gonna go up.
(*Strange animal-like noise*)
DECKER: Werewolf!!
ILIA: THERE wolf.
KIRK: Pardon?
ILIA(pointing in different directions): THERE Wolf.
THERE V'Ger...
SPOCK: Would this be the time for a colorful metaphor?
KIRK: Damage report?
SCOTTY: Their main power is down for the moment, Admiral...but I'm still detecting a lot of hammy overacting from their bloody commander...
SCOTTY: The wee beasties seem to love it, Doctor!
GILLIAN: Oh, it's marvelous Mister Scott!!
KIRK: Okay. We've rescued your whales. Spock is making his computations for time warp so we can get back home.
Anyone up for funneling some Saurian Brandy and getting totally wasted and naked?
KIRK: Damn that Regulan roadrunner...
DECKER: For the record, fellas...
I did NOT put on a red shirt when we were getting ready to leave the ship.
JUST so you know.
Candlelight: "If I had the time I would so photoshop Kirk doing Curling in the Winter Olympics, sadly I'm too busy this week"
HINT HINT.
"Wasn't the Reliant heading in the other direction a few seconds ago? How did she get in front of us?"
"Khan knows Chekov"
"Gotcha"
Candlelight: "If I had the time I would so photoshop Kirk doing Curling in the Winter Olympics, sadly I'm too busy this week"
HINT HINT.
KIRK: "There's curlers...ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!"
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