Movie Caption Contest #140: The Revent of Special FX, Part Two!
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DATA: Their septic tank appears to be reaching critical mass, Captain...permission to drop the load that broke the warship's back?
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Voice: "Who is it?"
Data: "Candygram for a Mister Shinzon."
Data soon started to question Captain Picard's so-called "plan" to get back at Shinzon by taping a big "VAPORIZE ME" sign to the side of the Scimitar's hull.
Spock's old home movies of the crew's old, classic run-ins with Kor and Koloth started to get repetitive and dull after a while.
If the Data picture looks familiar, that's because it was used in a contest back in 2008. Here's a couple Photoshops I did with it:
Redshirt: "Oh no, he's back! Run for it!"
Picard: "Worf, that wasn't B4, that was Data!"
Come up with a good caption for them and you may just win.
Edit: Wait, I found a third one:
Spock: "No, I'm not interested in purchasing any magazine subscriptions."
Redshirt: "Oh no, he's back! Run for it!"
Picard: "Worf, that wasn't B4, that was Data!"
Come up with a good caption for them and you may just win.
Edit: Wait, I found a third one:
Spock: "No, I'm not interested in purchasing any magazine subscriptions."
The moral: Never volunteer for away missions when the captain owes you money from the last poker game.
Data: And yet, this is STILL a better death than what's supposed to happen.
Spock: "Please note gentlemen that the new Klingon warbird design now features a one hundred foot fireball at the rear. tthey are all the rage these days.
Kirk: "Spock.....I have some good news and some bad news..."
Troi "Sorry about that...I lost a contact lens! "
Worf: "Pfffftttt Ahhggg!!! I farted in my spacesuit get me out of here!!"
Picard and Hawk: "ROTFL!! No way!"
Ru'afo: "And here for some reason we have installed a Klingon fireball....they are all the rage apparently!"
Data: "Aw come on guys let me back in! I'll quit the Pinochio crap honest!"
DATA: Fascinating!
So THAT is where the R2-D2 Easter Egg was hidden in this movie!
Brilliant tactic, Mister Scott!
Your idea to trick General Chang's crew into eating burritos...then using one of our photon torpedoes to ignite their collective gases...succeeded in disabling their vessel!
Prepare armed boarding parties at once!
TROI: OH, give me a break.
Like none of YOU have ever mistaken a mailbox for a Yield sign.
WORF: I just threw up my gagh.
HAWK: How could you even tell?
RU'AFO: I knew it was a bad idea to let Motley Crue film a video on board the collector.
DATA: Marco?
MARCO?!
Riker (on subspace radio): "Hello? Starfleet Command? This is Commander William Riker. I was wondering if that USS Aries captaincy was still open."
RIKER: Well...
(*Sighs*)
If Deanna's mother ever wants a SPECIFIC reason why we broke up? This comes damn close.
PICARD: You were right, Ru'afo...
From up here a handful of M-80s does look a lot more awesome!!
VALERIS: May I suggest gas masks, sir?
Brilliant tactic, Mister Scott!
Your idea to trick General Chang's crew into eating burritos...then using one of our photon torpedoes to ignite their collective gases...succeeded in disabling their vessel!
Prepare armed boarding parties at once!
Picard: "You mean you killed Admiral Dougherty, processed his carcass, and served him up on a barbecue?"
*Ru'afo taps his nose and smiles*
Picard: "Ha!"
Riker & Gallatin (offscreen): JUMP!
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