Movie Caption Contest #139: The Revenge Of Special FX, Part One!
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Spock: "The font's wrong."
Kirk: "Sulu, we're in Vulcan territory; you know they drive in the opposite...
*CRASH*
"...lane."
Kirk: "Good shooting, Mr. Scott!"
Scott (thinking): Good shooting? Those things were duds; I barely scratched their paint. We'll be lucky to get out of this bloody mess alive!
George (in whale speak): <<This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why doesn't Scotty, the largest crew member, not simply eat the others?>>
Kirk: "Boy I hope there's a long sig at the end of this post to cushion my fall."
Decker: We're off to see the Wizard...the wonderful Wizard of Oz...
McCoy: I'd pay real money if he'd stop his pansy-ass signing.
*JAWS theme plays*
Kirk: I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Sulu: I hit it. Did you see it? I hit it.
Scotty: Great, lad. Do you want a cookie?
Taylor: Is that a whale in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Kirk: Actually, it's a phaser.
Scotty: And mine's a porkbun.
Kirk: Well it could be worse. I could be crushed to death by an old, rusty bridge.
DECKER: The perspective is wrong.
Spock: "The font's wrong."
KIRK: The shadows are at the wrong angles.
ILIA PROBE: V'ger says "forget the creator...it's not worth your whining!"
<air vanishes>
Kirk: She looks a little lopsided. Damn, sub-standard materials!
Decker: Well, we had to cut corners during construction.
Kirk: Not the ship, you twit. Your robot girlfriend's breast!
Kirk: "If that's the best Khan can do, he's lost!"
McCoy: "Jim, 73 crewmembers just had epileptic fits."
Kirk: "At least I'm o- shdgasjriun j e elsi lkk"
(YOU try typing an audible epileptic fit!)
*Heavenly Orchestra*
Enterprise: "The last thing I remember is the Genesis Planet, and a sense of falling...what's that? I hear music. A light! I'm floating...
*Music builds as Enterprise floats towards the light*
*Reliant appears*
Reliant: "I've been waiting for you, you treacherous f***".
Enterprise: "Ah, crap".
Uhura: "Sir, we are being hailed, audio only"
Kirk: "Lets hear it"
Reliant: "...repeat I say, mutara restricted, requires permits many..."
McCoy: "Oh not him again..."
Kirk: Mr. Decker, where are the Phaser Banks?
Decker: They don't get installed til Tuesday.
Kirk: Let this be the last time any Starfleet Captain makes a mistake like that!
Kirk: EVASIVE STARBOARD!
Spock: There's an Asteroid to Starboard.
Kirk: EVASIVE PORT!
Spock: Dangerous Gas to Port.
Khan: Do I get to win now?
Gillian: Why did you beam them here?
Kirk: The Ticket Prices for your tour are terrible.
Spock: Congratulations Captain, you are now breaking the record for Free Falling El Capitan, oh SH-
KIRK: Ze goggles...dey do NOTHING!!!!
McCOY: NICE parking spot, Jim.
Remind me to punch you in the face whenever we get back to the damn ship.
Congratulations to our TrekBBS dream wedding winners!
"Damn senior citizens driving in the wrong lane again!"
SCOTTY: "He is one well-endowed stud. I'd like to get my hands on his 'throbbing cannons,' if you pardon the engineering parlance."
SCOTTY: "The food replicator is shot."
KIRK: "Mmmmmm.... whale burgers."
And I think it's... gonna be... a long long time...
Till touch down... brings me... round again... to find...
I'm not the man... they think I am at home...
Oh no no no I'm a... rocket man...
Rocket man... burning out his fuse up here... alone...
McCOY: Great job, Jim.
You dropped us off right next to V'Ger's WORST neighborhoods.
We're all gonna get shanked and robbed now.
Sulu's age was starting to show. Leaving the Enterprise's blinker on was just the beginning of the problems.
SULU: Maybe it's just me...but I think this would be a perfect time to backend these bastards and roll them for whatever's in their cargo hold.
SCOTTY: Aye, they ARE a beauty to behold!!
And for ONCE, nobody is going to blame me for the horrible smell in engineering!!
Climbing Mount Ferren without safety equipment...OR a good blue screen...turned out to be a giant mistake.
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KIRK: Quick...raise shields...and stick the giant banana in their tailpipe before they come to and lock their weapons!!!
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