NERO: She took my virginity.
PIKE: Did she remember to get a receipt?
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #9: The Romance is Gone
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NERO: She took my virginity.
PIKE: Did she remember to get a receipt?
Thank you, Spock.
Thank you for believing in me when no one else on the ship would. Now I can go back...with my head held high...
and as the other girls in Destiny's Child to take me back.
Nero: Tell me, Christopher.
Pike: Please don't. Please don't.
Nero: Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane?
Pike: *sob* Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane. *sob*
^ Those last two are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
PIKE: This thing come with a cup or can holder? I've NEVER been more relaxed in my life!!
NERO: That's ten credits extra.
Always remember...if you need to hold onto ANYTHING...
my ponytail will be here for you. Just like the other night.
Nero: "'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more?' What the fuck is that?!?"
NERO: She's actually my sister...but that didn't preclude getting to first or second base in our culture on Romulus.
I'm getting ahead of myself here. Let me start again from square one...
CLEAR EYES.
CLEAR EYES is not only logical...it's awesome.(TM)
I love your eyes, Spock.
Like pools reflecting moonlight on Vulcan.
AND YES...before you open your stupid yapper...I know Vulcan has no moon. I was being poetic, you ass.
NERO: She's dead because your Federation FAILED TO ACT!!!
PIKE: And your acting is dead because of...what again? Refresh my memory.
I don't care if you think she was "pitchy" -- you WILL vote for her as the next American Idol!
NERO: You asked HOW sadistic I could be?
Well, Captain...see my nurse here? She's a HOLOGRAM. A fake. To trick patients into a false sense of security.
And I don't administer novocaine before I perform root canals!
Bana: "Must be rough on you, Bruce, constantly worrying that your character might come off as just a pale imitation of the earlier Captain Pike. My character being original and fresh, I don't have that worry."
Greenwood: "Shinzon."
Bana: "DAMN!!"
"Spock, I know logic says that the odds are equally divided amongst us -- but everyone knows you are the one making smellies in the turbolift. I have to get out now. My eyes are starting to water."
PIKE: Is that Taylor Swift?
NERO: Yes.
PIKE: You wanted Earth Defense command codes right? Get a pen and paper. Just don't turn on the audio!
NERO: First Vulcan died. Next...your precious Earth...
And after that...once my vessel has regenerated and rearmed...THIS woman here!!
I've always hated her hair. Now I get to show her HOW MUCH.
