Movie Caption Contest #127: Shuttle Diplomacy

[Admiral Shran]

Sybok: (doing his Schwarzenegger impression): "You're one ugly motherf***er!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: Seriously, General...

This Kahless of yours...

Was one of his philosophical tenets 'Eat all the Blood Pie You can in One Sitting?'

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:Sensors are no longer picking up any signs of Mr. Data, sir.

PICARD:Good. Fine.

Let's just get back to the ship and tell Admiral Dougherty we pulled out his batteries and sold his ass for scrap metal. I've got leftover quiche from last night I wanna polish off.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LUCKINBILL: I didn't know Doohan was playing a Klingon in this one.

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD: ...you gonna eat that katra?

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Why the hell am I getting pop-up ads on this helm console?

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: Breaker, Breaker...this here's the Bald Frog Bandit...every humanoid out there keep yer ear canals open...

Interstellar Smokey's on the prowl...lookin' for anyone who's runnin' bootleg trilithium and biomimetic gel!

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD: Your eyebrows make me horny.

 

[Alrik]

KORRD: "You want my pain? Alright, bend over and spread 'em you sexy thang."

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:I can feel YOUR pain as well.

KORRD:Actually, that's just my thumb.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sybok: "I love you, Korrd! No other man has ever made me feel so...svelte!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:Our mission is completed, sir...what do we do now?

PICARD:We write our story, Commander.

We WRITE OUR STORY.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "This shuttle cabin is like an Earth 1960s-style den I saw once in a museum. I wonder if the kitchen appliances are all in avocado."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: Enterprise, this is Shuttlecraft Fannyhead One coming in for landing on the main hangar deck.

 

[Rat Boy]

PICARD: Enterprise, this is Shuttlecraft Fannyhead One coming in for landing on the main hangar deck.

Worf: "Suck my ridges!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:"Convoy", Mister Worf?

WORF: In the original Klingon ,sir.

 

[Captain Crow]

[A comically long and squeaky fart comes from Korrd's general direction]

Korrd: Uh... that... that wasn't a fart that was... that was the pleather pants I'm wearing making funny noises.

Sybok: If that was your pleather pants making funny noises then why does it suddenly smell like raw sewage in here?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Your "personal touches" are getting out of hand, Mr. Worf.

 

[LeadHead]

PICARD: Enterprise, this is Shuttlecraft Fannyhead One coming in for landing on the main hangar deck.

Worf: "Suck my ridges!"

Picard: Get a sense of Humor Rocky Dennis!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Buford T. Justice: Breaker, breaker for the Bandit.
WORF: "Bandit sir?"
PICARD: (Shrugs shoulders) " Uh Come on back, breaker?"
Buford T. Justice: "You got trouble comin'. Big trouble."
PICARD: "Uh well, what's your handle son and what's your 20? "
Buford T. Justice: "My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbin' your ass right now!"
PICARD: "Damit "Q" Not now!"