Movie Caption Contest #127: Shuttle Diplomacy

[Peach Wookiee]

Korrd: Ever seen a grown Klingon naked?

Worf (thinking): He will order Earl Grey tea... Why does he not order something French?

Picard (thinking): How does a Klingon drink prune juice for about a decade and not know what humans use it for?

 

[LeadHead]

With These two in the Cast, it raised the median age 10 years.

Brent Spiner rewrite of Insurrection

Picard: (singing) Come out, come out, wherever you are...

Worf: There he is!

(Fires torpedoes)

 

[shivkala]

Picard: "They're composers, Worf, from the 19th...son of a bitch!"

Worf: "Sir?"

Picard: "I can't pull up the song on Windows Media Player."

Worf: "Why can't you use iTunes like everyone else?"

Picard: "It's not my fault, Riker got me a Zune for Christmas, I thought all mp3 players were all the same."

 

[Isis]

As Mario Puzo, the great 20th Century Earth novelist, put it, "You can't hide the thunderbolt. When it hits you, everybody can see it."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The source for the Klingon nursery song "The Laughing Vulcan and his Targ".

 

[zephramc]

Koord: I thought Vulcans didn't have emotions!
Sybok: I thought warriors were supposed to be in shape.
Koord: It's a glandular problem!

Picard: Worf I'm not picking up anything on the sensors.
Worf: Confirmed sir! I'm reading no plot and no direction of any kind! Story readings are intermittent.
Picard: Merde! Well let's hope the next movie's better.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: As pilot, I get to pick the music

PICARD: Great, another three hours of Klingon Opera.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Worst staring contest ever!

 

[M'Sharak]

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[Gil T.Azell]

Korrd: "Get your hand off my knee!"
*Sybok turns*
Sulu (off camera): "Oh my!?"

Picard: "UUhh Mr. Worf next time you use the latrine, could you flush twice and turn on the fan?!"

Worf: "Sorry sir, bad Gagh"

 

[Bones2]

Sybok: "Each man hides a secret pain. Lemme guess...it's why you fell out of favour with the Klingon military...I'll get it, don't rush me...can I have a clue?"
Korrd: "Don't ask, don't tell."

An awkward moment as Worf realises Picard has shat himself.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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OMG!!!!!!! LOLOL!!!!!!!!!

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Asshole just cut me off!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SYBOK: There's a centipede on your forehead.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK:Did you just grab my ass?

KORRD:NO.

SYBOK:Damn.

PICARD:You're listening to UFP-96.3 in the morning with Bald Jonny and the Fanny!! Now taking requests and willing to play your FAVORITE all-time holosongs!!

 

[cooleddie74]

There was tension aboard the Enterprise-A during the Nimbus III crisis.

SEXUAL tension.

 

[Mistral]

The Bickersons in the 24th Century

Picard: "Did I say 'take the 405' ? No, I did not! This freeway is a parking lot! You should have taken the 610 to the 91. There's no way we're going to make the poker game on time now!"

Worf: "If you didn't insist on living by the beaches it wouldn't be an issue!"

Picard: "If you'd just listen to me once in a while we wouldn't be in this mess!"

Worf: "If I listened to you it would be a good day to die!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:Long-range sensors are picking up something in the Theta-band wave...

PICARD: Impossible. I pooped out that Hot Pocket before we left the Enterprise!

 

[scottydog]

Sybok: "Let's give these captioners what they want, dammit."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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OMG!!!!!!! LOLOL!!!!!!!!!

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sybok: "Let's give these captioners what they want, dammit."

Combine the two and you have your winner by a land slide!!!