TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

I've made a command decision on the caption contests I do: no more running tallies on wins. It drives me up a damned wall doing the changes every week, and I want these to be fun rather than a chore.

If anyone else wants to post a running tab, that's fine with me. I just can't do it.

This past week's contest was a good one. The best are:

Unfortunately, the performance was marred by Kirk and Sulu's accidental switching of uniform tops.

Trelane: "Mark my word, pajama boy! Sooner or later, sartorial style shall make a comeback!"

McCoy (OS): "Do you have ta view everything through a crotch Jim?"
Kirk: "Old habits Bones. Old habits."

Gah! I can't go if you're looking, Spock!

Kirk (to himself): "I really should have peed before I left the Enterprise."

McCoy: "I am certifying them both crazy."

Hidden Pictures: Find the frog, the owl, the mouse, and the moron.

McCoy; "Turn them round, see if we can make them kiss, then take a photo".

MCCOY: Freebird!!!!!!

Kirk: "Ok,maybe we can strap it to the roof of the shuttle craft."
Spock: "Remind me to never go Christmas tree shopping with you again."

The Liar of Gothos

Sulu: Oh My!!

Love the photoshops. Very creative bunch we've got posting here.

Speaking of that, I always like to encourage any lurkers to chime in. Yours cannot be any worse than mine, so have at it!

This week's shots are:

And the odd one:

Have fun. I forsee smikring-Kirk's box getting photoshopped all to Hell ...

Joe, briefed

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Scotty's been farting in that box for a solid week. Energize. <to self> Suck it, Dr. Adams."

Noel: "The female orgasm is not a myth. It exists."

Kirk: "Scotty? You've got Meth Labs scattered over half the quadrant ..."

Kirk: "Alert the crew."

 

[Corallis]

Kirk: 'Helen, you know I can't go when somebody's watching...'

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "That better not be Sulu in there naked again."

Helen Noel found a sure-fire method for making Kirk remember all the important dates.

Shatner used smelling salts on himself to stay awake during the third season.

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "You realize that just squeezing my buttcheeks and wacking off isn't enough."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "Bones! Swedish Penology?""
Bones: "No Jim, not what you think."

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: [to self] Baseball....think of basball....don't get a woodrow right here, right now...

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I got the solution before that pointy-eared bastard did."

 

[Mysterion]

With the arrival of his shipment of Swdish porn, Kirk knew it would be a good week.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Don't I have to wear a lead vest or something when getting X-Rayed?

NOEL: Sorry, it's my first day.

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "Oh, yeah, shit, before I forget: Spock asked me to tell you to stop looking over at the urinal."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Good my Jenna Jameson love doll arrived."

Helen Noel: "Watch the light, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "Boing!"

Kirk: (sniff, sniff) "She's been here"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Joe!

Kirk: "Call me suspicious, Mr. Scott, but when Kevin Riley receives a box from Orion marked 'Do Not Open' and with breathing holes punched in the sides, I get curious."

Noel: "Anything yet, Captain? Should I increase the vibration intensity some more?"

Kirk: "*sigh* This thing isn't doing anything except making my balls numb. Dammit! 4,000 quatloos right down the toilet!"

Kirk: "It's Aramis alright! We're on the right trail; Sulu definitely came this way!"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[tharpdevenport]

When the nurse had told Jim to coem back to her qaurters and play "Doctor", this is not what he quite had in mind. Not at all. And he didn't like where it was goin.

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[scottydog]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty os: "I dinnae think yer ego will fit in jes that one wee box."

Noel: "Scratching your balls and slapping my arse does not constitute foreplay."

Kirk: "I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."