TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

[Triskelion]

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Thanks for the wins! Whoo hoo!

Yeoman: Sigh. <sticks chest back in and leaves>

Blueshirt: Robocop, Robocop, wherefore art thou Robocop?
McCoy: She's implant-free, gentlemen.
Kirk: Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
Sulu: You're move, creep.
Goldshirt: I don't get it. They're both Robocop?

Gah! I can't go if you're looking, Spock!

Kirk: And this is for visible man-panty lines!

 

[Mysterion]

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Most who had seen it, agreed that the crew's production of Romeo and Juliet had lost something in the translation.

 

[Gertch]

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Trelane: "I wish my brother George was here."

Kirk: "Un-Uncle Trelane?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Kirk: "Rand and Uhura on shore leave together. But not even so much as a handhold so far, and I've been trailing them for three hours now. Still...if there's even a chance..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Trelane: "Are you looking for a new cabin boy?"

Goldshirt: "What's wrong with them?"

Kelley: "Well, Bill's still bent out of shape about that Sarah Palin cameo and George? He just acts like that whenever he gets within the same zip code as Bill."

Kirk: "I can't believe Uhura, Chapel, Rand, and Noel bought that line about all the showers on the ship being broken. Wish I had a camera."

*SNAP!*

Director: "Shit, the tree broke again."

Shatner: "It's not my fault!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Trelane: "Ah, a fatal mistake, Captain! Now, let me slip off this boot and...tickle, tickle, tickle!"

Kirk: "Nooooooo!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "You idiot, you weren't spying on Napoleon, you were spying on Liberace!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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KIRK: For God's sake Spock, put those things away!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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McCoy: Twenty quatloos for the one on the right!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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Kirk: "Don't cry for me Argentinaaaaaa........

 

[scottydog]

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Kirk: "And all this time I thought you were only this big."

 

[Gertch]

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It was during the interview we found out why Sulu is only half as smart as Spock.

 

[galleywest]

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Edmond Dantes: Oh dear--I was tunneling from Count of Monte Cristo toward The Three Musketeers but I must have made a wrong turn on that blasted FanFiction.net site!

Kirk: As long as you're here, how about a crossover fic?

McCoy: They're stonewalling us!

Kirk: There's something...oddly appealing about this tree.

Trelane: Not exactly Marquess of Queensberry rules, but I like it!

 

[scottydog]

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McCoy: "I am certifying them both crazy."

 

[scottydog]

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Hidden Pictures: Find the frog, the owl, the mouse, and the moron.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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McCoy; "Turn them round, see if we can make them kiss, then take a photo".

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy: "Hey, Jim blinked!"

 

[Gertch]

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Little did Jim know Spock would make song about his hobbit of riding trees.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Tree Kirk is watching you masturbate.

 

[scottydog]

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