TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.
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Kirk: "On second thought, never mind. I know how she takes it."
KIRK: Captain Koloth, I see you finally came out of the closet. So, how did your mother take it?
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Welcome to the Hyatt Regency Zebulon. Are you bringing any luggage today sir?
McCoy: What did I tell you? Total-bodied lockjaw always follows Risan breakdance fever.
Goldshirt: Thank God they kept their shirts on.
What is Spock doing to my thermos - no! Spock!
Trelane: You take that back! No way was Samantha hotter than Jeannie!
Welcome to the Hyatt Regency Zebulon. Are you bringing any luggage today sir?
McCoy: What did I tell you? Total-bodied lockjaw always follows Risan breakdance fever.
Goldshirt: Thank God they kept their shirts on.
What is Spock doing to my thermos - no! Spock!
Trelane: You take that back! No way was Samantha hotter than Jeannie!
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Kirk: What's that contraption?
Trelane: The Fryer of Gothos.
Trelane: I can look like anyone I feel like. In fact I want to look like you!
[puff of smoke and goofy sound effect]
[Crew gasp]
Trelane: HUZZAH! I'm you.
Sulu: He looks just like you Captain.
Kirk Hulk: KIRK MAD!
McCoy: I was afraid this would happen. I warned him not to get too close to that leaky gamma reactor, but would he listen? No!
Gold Shirt: I thought when you get exposed to gamma radiation and become angry you where suppose to turn into a green Lou Ferrigno, throw things and yell alot. Instead he's turned into a green fat guy who farts alot, gets winded easily and wants to eat nothing but bacon or things wrapped in bacon.
Blue Shirt: But he's not suppose to eat bacon. He's Jewish.
[McCoy and Gold Shirt look at Blue Shirt. McCoy shoves medical scanner up Blue Shirt's nose.]
McCoy: Dumbass!
Kirk: What's that contraption?
Trelane: The Fryer of Gothos.
Trelane: I can look like anyone I feel like. In fact I want to look like you!
[puff of smoke and goofy sound effect]
[Crew gasp]
Trelane: HUZZAH! I'm you.
Sulu: He looks just like you Captain.
Kirk Hulk: KIRK MAD!
McCoy: I was afraid this would happen. I warned him not to get too close to that leaky gamma reactor, but would he listen? No!
Gold Shirt: I thought when you get exposed to gamma radiation and become angry you where suppose to turn into a green Lou Ferrigno, throw things and yell alot. Instead he's turned into a green fat guy who farts alot, gets winded easily and wants to eat nothing but bacon or things wrapped in bacon.
Blue Shirt: But he's not suppose to eat bacon. He's Jewish.
[McCoy and Gold Shirt look at Blue Shirt. McCoy shoves medical scanner up Blue Shirt's nose.]
McCoy: Dumbass!
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Long time since I've seen that episode, but when I see Trelane I do think of Liberace.
The bridge crew was less than impressed with the ship's new Entertainment Officer, Lt. Liberace.
Long time since I've seen that episode, but when I see Trelane I do think of Liberace.
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LT. LIBERACE: "Do you feel threatened by me, Captain? Just wait until you meet my brother, George."
KIRK: "What a coincidence. I have a brother named George." (pause) "Uh-oh."
The bridge crew was less than impressed with the ship's new Entertainment Officer, Lt. Liberace.
Long time since I've seen that episode, but when I see Trelane I do think of Liberace.
LT. LIBERACE: "Do you feel threatened by me, Captain? Just wait until you meet my brother, George."
KIRK: "What a coincidence. I have a brother named George." (pause) "Uh-oh."
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Kirk: "Funny, I was just thinking the same thing."
Trelanerace: "I wish my brother George was here."
Kirk: "Funny, I was just thinking the same thing."
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Trelane: "Et voila! Le Boudoire, mon Capitaine!"
Kirk: "Ohhh SHAT!!!"
Trelane: "Et voila! Le Boudoire, mon Capitaine!"
Kirk: "Ohhh SHAT!!!"
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Sulu: "Does that mean I can have Sam?"
Trelanerace: "I wish my brother George was here."
Kirk: "Funny, I was just thinking the same thing."
Sulu: "Does that mean I can have Sam?"
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Kirk: "All right, which one of you is Edward and which one's the werewolf guy shagging Taylor Swift?"
Kirk: "All right, which one of you is Edward and which one's the werewolf guy shagging Taylor Swift?"
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Rick: "And who bought this sketch of a Romulan princess?"
Rick: "Ok Chumlee, stop the playing and start getting this Star Trek stuff over to the new showroom. Pop, stop stretching out the Carl Spock attire."
Rick: "And who bought this sketch of a Romulan princess?"