TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

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  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Ca

    Thanks for the wins! Whoo hoo!:bolian:

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    Yeoman: Sigh. <sticks chest back in and leaves>


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    Blueshirt: Robocop, Robocop, wherefore art thou Robocop?
    McCoy: She's implant-free, gentlemen.
    Kirk: Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
    Sulu: You're move, creep.
    Goldshirt: I don't get it. They're both Robocop?


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    Gah! I can't go if you're looking, Spock!


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    Kirk: And this is for visible man-panty lines!
     
  2. Mysterion

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    Most who had seen it, agreed that the crew's production of Romeo and Juliet had lost something in the translation.
     
  3. Gertch

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    Kirk: "Un-Uncle Trelane?"
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "Rand and Uhura on shore leave together. But not even so much as a handhold so far, and I've been trailing them for three hours now. Still...if there's even a chance..."
     
  5. Rat Boy

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    Trelane: "Are you looking for a new cabin boy?"

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    Goldshirt: "What's wrong with them?"

    Kelley: "Well, Bill's still bent out of shape about that Sarah Palin cameo and George? He just acts like that whenever he gets within the same zip code as Bill."

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    Kirk: "I can't believe Uhura, Chapel, Rand, and Noel bought that line about all the showers on the ship being broken. Wish I had a camera."

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    *SNAP!*

    Director: "Shit, the tree broke again."

    Shatner: "It's not my fault!"
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

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    Trelane: "Ah, a fatal mistake, Captain! Now, let me slip off this boot and...tickle, tickle, tickle!"

    Kirk: "Nooooooo!!"
     
  7. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "You idiot, you weren't spying on Napoleon, you were spying on Liberace!"
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: For God's sake Spock, put those things away!
     
  9. Yeoman Randi

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    McCoy: Twenty quatloos for the one on the right!
     
  10. Yeoman Randi

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    Kirk: "Don't cry for me Argentinaaaaaa........
     
  11. scottydog

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    Kirk: "And all this time I thought you were only this big."
     
  12. Gertch

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    It was during the interview we found out why Sulu is only half as smart as Spock.
     
  13. galleywest

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    Edmond Dantes: Oh dear--I was tunneling from Count of Monte Cristo toward The Three Musketeers but I must have made a wrong turn on that blasted FanFiction.net site!

    Kirk: As long as you're here, how about a crossover fic?


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    McCoy: They're stonewalling us!



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    Kirk: There's something...oddly appealing about this tree.


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    Trelane: Not exactly Marquess of Queensberry rules, but I like it!
     
  14. scottydog

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    McCoy: "I am certifying them both crazy."
     
  15. scottydog

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    Hidden Pictures: Find the frog, the owl, the mouse, and the moron.
     
  16. The Squire of Gothos

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    McCoy; "Turn them round, see if we can make them kiss, then take a photo".
     
  17. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Hey, Jim blinked!"
     
  18. Gertch

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    Little did Jim know Spock would make song about his hobbit of riding trees.
     
  19. Rat Boy

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    Tree Kirk is watching you masturbate.
     
  20. scottydog

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