TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

[scottydog]

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"These are the voyeur-ages of the starship Enterprise...."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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FRANK N FuRTER: Greetings and facili.....tations.

 

[scottydog]

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McCoy: "For you. Thank you for making us feel.... so gay."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: Disneyland sure has gone downhill since I was a kid.

 

[Gertch]

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Man he just wont let Palin alone will he.

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy: "They're alive."
Jaeger: "Shit."

 

[scottydog]

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The Squirter of Gothos

 

[Triskelion]

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McCoy: Lifesaver?
Kirk & Sulu: Retsin does not compute.

 

[Triskelion]

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Kirk: Ha ha, Chekov's a squatter.

Kirk: I will defeat you by swinging from a "tree" in the "lane".
Trelane: Hoisted on my own petard, good sir.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Director: "Bill, don't move a muscle. George, act naturally."

 

[scottydog]

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[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: Freebird!!!!!!

 

[scottydog]

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Kirk: "Sorry. We had a Lincoln episode, and that's enough episodes featuring ugly presidents."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Washington (sarcastically): "What a proud moment for me. The Father of Our Country meets the father of Yeoman Smith's bastard child."

 

[Isis]

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Kirk, embarrassed by the errant hair plug in the middle of his forehead, hid behind a tree.

 

[Isis]

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Trelane: "You'd do much better to cast me. Who'd bother with something called The Wrath of Khan?"

 

[Triskelion]

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Trelane: Your lupins, please.

Spock? Bones? Say it ain't so!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Lead Singer: "Tell 'em to beam Scotty down: we need more drugs."

Thomas Jefferson: "I would be delighted to meet your Miss Uhura."

 

[Alrik]

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Trelane: "Easy Kirk, I've got you. Spock should have warned you."

Kirk:"No kidding. Who'd of thought that 'venting' plomeek could actually lift you right off the ground."

 

[Alrik]

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Trelane: "Just remember, my dear boy. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."