TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Line"
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Kirk: "Women can have orgasms? I call bullshit."
Kirk: “Hey, you're not black, 300 pounds, or female."
In a deleted scene from Charlie X, Charlie uses his powers to turn Kirk's penis inside-out.
Kirk: "Women can have orgasms? I call bullshit."
Kirk: “Hey, you're not black, 300 pounds, or female."
In a deleted scene from Charlie X, Charlie uses his powers to turn Kirk's penis inside-out.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
...your body will change, and -
Look, I've got homework to do.
...hair will start poking out all over -
Look, I'm getting nauseous!
...and all the kids will be pressuring you -
Dude, I graduated already!
...but never never never pay for a haircut in advance. Just ask Chekov.
Hey, how did Khan -
Dismissed.
Keptin, permission to requisition some handywipes for this station.
Granted.
...your body will change, and -
Look, I've got homework to do.
...hair will start poking out all over -
Look, I'm getting nauseous!
...and all the kids will be pressuring you -
Dude, I graduated already!
...but never never never pay for a haircut in advance. Just ask Chekov.
Hey, how did Khan -
Dismissed.
Keptin, permission to requisition some handywipes for this station.
Granted.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Kirk: "Hey Chekov, when you do the Vulcan salute, do you make a W with your fingers?"
Chekov: "Wuck you, Captain sir!"
Kirk: "Hey Chekov, when you do the Vulcan salute, do you make a W with your fingers?"
Chekov: "Wuck you, Captain sir!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
In a deleted scene from Charlie X, Charlie uses his powers to turn the monitor screen into a fleshlight.
In a deleted scene from Charlie X, Charlie uses his powers to turn the monitor screen into a fleshlight.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Chekov: Keptin, I can't explain it. I have a sudden urge to be an asshole.
Kirk: That's the radio station. Move over one more.
Chekov: Keptin, I can't explain it. I have a sudden urge to be an asshole.
Kirk: That's the radio station. Move over one more.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Shit. That's much better:
Shit. That's much better:
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Even though it was a computer monitor, Kirk was still ahead of Commander Riker with the "Stink Nuts" maneuver."
Charlie: "You have a date with Yeoman Rand?"
Kirk: "If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about. Oh!"
Even though it was a computer monitor, Kirk was still ahead of Commander Riker with the "Stink Nuts" maneuver."
Charlie: "You have a date with Yeoman Rand?"
Kirk: "If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about. Oh!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Charlie: The collected works of Ron Jeremy in unmarked VHS?
Kirk: That's how I roll.
Charlie: The collected works of Ron Jeremy in unmarked VHS?
Kirk: That's how I roll.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #154: "I Think The Captain Should Have That Li
Chekov: "Dey named de SpaceShip2 'Enterprise.'"
Kirk: "Goddammit all to hell! We're running out of room on that friggin' wall we're going to be putting in the new rec deck. Fuck Branson and fuck that Archer guy, too; I'm putting in the ring ship."
Chekov: "Dey named de SpaceShip2 'Enterprise.'"
Kirk: "Goddammit all to hell! We're running out of room on that friggin' wall we're going to be putting in the new rec deck. Fuck Branson and fuck that Archer guy, too; I'm putting in the ring ship."
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