It's ludicrous because rock died a long time ago. Well, I shouldn't say that. It's just been in a coma for a long, long time. It might come back one of these days.
I'm not sure I agree with that. Just looking at your favourite band list, plenty of thse bands have put out fantastic albums in the last few years, some of them are doing the best stuff of their lives IMO (Maiden for instance).
Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains and Them Crooked Vultures have all put out tremendous albums just in the last couple of months