Major League Baseball 2009

[Mr. Laser Beam]

ITS GAME FREAKING 1!

So?!?

Besides...you're a Sox fan, you should be loving this shit...

And dammit, I'm fresh outta beer as well. This would be a perfect time to get absolutely shit faced piss drunk.

And then throw myself under a municipal bus, but then again, none go by my house anyway.

 

[sidious618]

Hey, at least it's not a shut out.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ The hell it ain't! It's 6-0!!!!

 

[Tom Servo]

ITS GAME FREAKING 1!

So?!?

Besides...you're a Sox fan, you should be loving this shit...

And dammit, I'm fresh outta beer as well. This would be a perfect time to get absolutely shit faced piss drunk.

And then throw myself under a municipal bus, but then again, none go by my house anyway.

Oh trust me, I am...I am...

Im just saying you are totally over reacting...

 

[sidious618]

^ The hell it ain't! It's 6-0!!!!

No, it's not nor was it when I posted...

 

[sidious618]

Well that blows.

 

[Tom Servo]

Cliff Lee...sonofafuckingbitch...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

It WAS 6-0 when I posted that last, but not *right now*.

Oh, well. 6-1. Whoop de fuckin' do. I'm supposed to be happy that we're only getting our asses kicked by 5 runs instead of 6?

Edit: I...shit. What the fuck else is there to say? SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.

What happened to the Yankees we used to know? Why'd they have to just roll over and die like this? Is this what we waited all fucking season for? What a total disaster.

 

[Tom Servo]

It WAS 6-0 when I posted that last, but not *right now*.

Oh, well. 6-1. Whoop de fuckin' do. I'm supposed to be happy that we're only getting our asses kicked by 5 runs instead of 6?

Edit: I...shit. What the fuck else is there to say? SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.

What happened to the Yankees we used to know? Why'd they have to just roll over and die like this? Is this what we waited all fucking season for? What a total disaster.

Come on...little perspective...

They win tomorrow they are right back in it. They ran into a hot pitcher at the wrong time...it happens. Thats part of the game.

That said, I would love to see Martinez go all '99 Pedro on the Yankees asses tomorrow...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ I would really...really...really...like to believe I wasn't just being patronized...tell me you weren't doing that...lie, if you have to...

Also: Never mind what I said earlier. I'm glad I'm out of beer. Otherwise I'd probably drink myself to death.

 

[Tom Servo]

^ I would really...really...really...like to believe I wasn't just being patronized...tell me you weren't doing that...lie, if you have to...

Also: Never mind what I said earlier. I'm glad I'm out of beer. Otherwise I'd probably drink myself to death.

Not being patronizing, just stating a fact...

 

[sidious618]

It WAS 6-0 when I posted that last, but not *right now*.

Oh, well. 6-1. Whoop de fuckin' do. I'm supposed to be happy that we're only getting our asses kicked by 5 runs instead of 6?

Edit: I...shit. What the fuck else is there to say? SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.

What happened to the Yankees we used to know? Why'd they have to just roll over and die like this? Is this what we waited all fucking season for? What a total disaster.

Dude, pull yourself together. It's one game.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

This is not good. Not good at all. I'm ashamed to be watching this shit right now. It's an embarrassment to all of baseball.

It certainly isn't an embarrassment to Phillies fans Phillies are a good team and they showed it. I'm slightly disheartened at that error, however, because this should've been a shut out.

It's called being beaten by a great pitcher. An extra $420 million can get you into the playoffs, but great pitching beats great hitting always.

I'm hoping Pedro pitches well tomorrow. The Yankees are a very good team, so we need everyone to bring their best game this series.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Phillies are a good team and they showed it.

Yeah, well, I thought the Yanks were a good team too...

They better wake the fuck up, and soon. Come on, guys...don't close out our first season in this new stadium by going belly up... Yankees have, on occasion, lost, but we're not supposed to lose like this. That's just not what we do. And not in the World Series of all times!

I mean, sure, Cliff Lee's a great pitcher, I'm not disputing that, but WE'VE GOT GREAT PITCHERS TOO! At least I thought we fucking did! What the fuck was wrong with CC?

If they lose this series, I'm wondering if Girardi will still have a job by next spring training.

 

[Tom Servo]

Phillies are a good team and they showed it.

Yeah, well, I thought the Yanks were a good team too...

They better wake the fuck up, and soon. Come on, guys...don't close out our first season in this new stadium by going belly up... Yankees have, on occasion, lost, but we're not supposed to lose like this. That's just not what we do. And not in the World Series of all times!

I mean, sure, Cliff Lee's a great pitcher, I'm not disputing that, but WE'VE GOT GREAT PITCHERS TOO! At least I thought we fucking did! What the fuck was wrong with CC?

If they lose this series, I'm wondering if Girardi will still have a job by next spring training.

Dude, the Yankees can lose. Its not like the ring is theirs to take.

 

[sidious618]

What the fuck was wrong with CC?

He only gave up two runs.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What the fuck was wrong with CC?

He only gave up two runs.

He's better than that. At least he should be.

Its not like the ring is theirs to take.

I know that, but at least they should have acted like they cared! Put up a fucking FIGHT, at the VERY least!

 

[bigdaddy]

And dammit, I'm fresh outta beer as well. This would be a perfect time to get absolutely shit faced piss drunk.

You either need to stop drinking or drink something stronger, I'm not sure.

Not everywhere can win a World Series in four games like the Red Sox, but hopefully the Phillies can!*

*More so because I want Bones to be on next Thursday.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And dammit, I'm fresh outta beer as well. This would be a perfect time to get absolutely shit faced piss drunk.

You either need to stop drinking or drink something stronger, I'm not sure.

Strange as it may seem, I haven't touched a drop the whole night. And at the same time I am glad *and* disappointed because of that. Disappointed, because I would really like to forget how utterly depressed I am right now; glad, because if I had access to booze right now, I'd be drunk for a week.

Look, I know I'm overreacting. Fine. I GET IT. But it's hard not to. Yanks haven't been to a World Series in years, and when we finally do...we die. Now tell me, why shouldn't I be just a little bit pissed off right about now?

 

[Tom Servo]

What the fuck was wrong with CC?

He only gave up two runs.

He's better than that. At least he should be.

Its not like the ring is theirs to take.

I know that, but at least they should have acted like they cared! Put up a fucking FIGHT, at the VERY least!

Its not like they didnt try. Lee beat them, plain and simple. He was better then they were. Its not they went out and were like, eh fuck it, I dont really care.

If you are like this now, I don't want to know what you did after Game 7 of the 04 ALCS.