Movie Caption Contest #111: Blu-Ray Blues - The Voyage Home

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: We're sinking faster than Shatner's career in the 70s.

 

[Shatmandu]

Mirror Universe Cabbie: "Why don't you take your time, sir? No worries."

McCoy: "'Welcome to Pago-Pago' my ass."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "The news said there'd only be a slight chance of rain today. Does this look like a fucking slight chance to any of you?!"

 

[scottydog]

Sulu: "I've got the whale!"

McCoy: "That's Uhura, you idiot!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It would appear Admiral Kirk and the whales have drowned. We'll have to rely on our fall-back plan. Quickly, Mr. Scott, start singing!"

Scotty (singing): "Oh Danny Boy...!"

 

[Shatmandu]

<Sulu slides his hand down, squeezes Uhura's butt, and begins jerking off with the other.>

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Latch on to something!"
Gillian: "I've got ahold of an iron bar!"
McCoy: "Uh ..."

Uhura: "Chekov, close your goddamned hospital robe, dude."

 

[scottydog]

Scott: "My dick is stuck in this glory hole!"

Spock: "Try the hole above my head, Mr. Scott."

 

[Maurice]

Come on...really? How many pix do we need in a single contest?

The more the merrier I say.

More is less sometimes.

 

[Candlelight]

"So... er, wanna go to a cadet review?"

 

[Rat Boy]

It took De Kelley a while to realize he was actually talking to a wax figure of Nichelle Nichols.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: And the Captain?

MCCOY: He said, if this ships a rockin', don't bother knockin'

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I know this guy, I never forget a face.

 

[T'Girl]

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Uhura: "What is that horrible stench!"

McCoy: "4 years of med school, 2 years as a resident and 32 years in practice, it's dried urine."

Chekov: "Dried urine was invented in Russ..."

Everyone: "Shut up Chekov!"

Spock: "The pool on the nu-Enterprise is even larger than the shuttle bay."

Kirk: "This is the last time we let this "Counselor Troi" pilot a ship."


T'Girl

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "I recognise the date on that newspaper... it's the day of the big San Francisco car pile up"

Uhura: "What happened?"

McCoy: "About 50 cars collided with each other in a busy intersection after some asian ran into the middle of the road chasing something. History doesn't report what it was though"

Sulu (seeing a sailor): "Oh my... look at the size of you! Come here gorgeous!"

*runs, history repeats itself*

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I knew we should have gotten out before we entered the car wash!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"GILLLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty's annual bath night was never fun.

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Blast it, Spock. After you built the Ark, we were supposed to be inside it!"

Chekov: "The Ark vas a Russian inwention."

Nimoy: "Wrong set. This is Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Helluva time to take a piss, fatboy."