Movie Caption Contest #111: Blu-Ray Blues - The Voyage Home

[Turd Ferguson]

"Why don't you watch where you're going, dumbass?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I don't care what you think, motherfucker! I KNOW Maroon 5 is going to be remembered as one of the top 5 greatest bands of all time by the 23rd century!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DOCTOR ON LEFT: "How is she doing, Doctor?"
KIRK:"She's dead."
DOCTOR ON RIGHT:"Well, let us know if there's any change in her condition."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now THAT'S a big booger.


Yuck."

 

[Candlelight]

"I just performed a Gillianectomy. It completely strips away any DNA relating to Seventh Heaven. Unfortunately the side effect is it makes you resemble that guy from Babylon 5"
"Yeah I know, we've had so many security guards get confused over that"

 

[Shatmandu]

Dr. Blonde: "How long did she survive?"
Dr. Zmed: "Until her insurance ran out."

 

[cooleddie74]

DOCTOR ON LEFT:"Didya hear?

Gonzo tossed Trapper's salad in the men's room in cardiology last night."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DR BLONDE: I've planted a fake entry on Wikipeda claiming there are Eugenic Supermen ruling over a quarter of the Earth.

DR: ZMED: No one's gonna fall for that!

 

[scottydog]

Dr. Blonde: "And so all the surgical masks are actually unwashed G-strings worn by the strippers with anal warts who died here last night."

 

[Candlelight]

"Didya hear? Mr Dunn and Mr Unger got sucked out together in the computer room!"
"Both together?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh no! There's a temporal inversion occuring within the cab!"

 

[Candlelight]

Cabbie: "Ah hell, I hit a whale!"

 

[Alrik]

Cabbie: "Look dude, if you wanna make it as a street corner windshield washer, ya can't leave streaks."

 

[Alrik]

Vomit: "This is for you, and the horse you rode in on."

Kirk whispering to Spock: "How'd he know I ride?"

 

[Alrik]

Cabbie: "They're called crosswalks and they're there for a reason, dip shit. Learn it, live it."

 

[cooleddie74]

DOC ON LEFT:"Didya hear?

Obamacare's tanking! Our yachts and BMWs are safe!"

DOC ON RIGHT:"You got a yacht?


Bastard."

 

[cooleddie74]

CABBIE:"HEY...

Were you the guy from T.J. HOOKER?

Hey... hold on a sec!!

Is it true Adrian Zmed smoked meat sausages?!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese over at mercy hospital?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk and McCoy were stunned beyond words.

All this time, they thought late 20th century "don't ask, don't tell" referred ONLY to the period's military services.

 

[cooleddie74]

CABBIE:"Well, a double GIRDLE AND TOUPEE on you ya dumbass!!"