"This is what I say to the tsunami bearing down on my home town!"
(Seriously, there's a fucking tsunami heading for me!)
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Movie Caption Contest #111: Blu-Ray Blues - The Voyage Home
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"This is what I say to the tsunami bearing down on my home town!"
(Seriously, there's a fucking tsunami heading for me!)
"F*** YOU, dude.
Barry Manilow totally rocks."
Vomit: oooh, look at mister space man, fuck you asshole!
Dr #1: So yeah, morgue says the pinch to his neck cut off blood flow to his brain, then when he frll forward onto the radio that caused an brain hemorrhage that killed him before the paramedics got there.
Dr. #2: Holy shit...and the people just sat on the bus and clapped while this poor kid bled to death in his own skull?! Sick fucks
Dr. #1: Did you know he was an honor student at my little sister's college? Dean's list, volunteered with the homeless.
Shatner: Ahh fuck
DeKelly: I told you you shouldn't have taken the bus.
Agent #1: Mr. Nimoy do you know there is a warrant out for your arrest?
Nimoy (OS): The name is Spock, I need the photons from the Enterprise's reactor chamber...
Agent #2: Sir, sir, listen you're not Mr. Spock that was a character that you played on TV. This isn't the Enterprise, and you're wanted for murder, assault of a US govt. official, trespass aboard a US military vessel, and Mr. Koieng is laying dead on the dock cause he fell off the side of the ship while running from ship security. I need you to focus...this is real, this isn't your show.
Nimoy (OS): Paul Raiser is that you?
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Kirk: "This hurts in more ways than one."
Spock: "Where do you intend to stick that finger, sir?"
Guy In Background: "Just got a call, sir..."
Fed 1: "What is it?"
Guy In Background: "It's not good at all..."
Fed 2: "Out with it!"
Guy In Background: "The sequel's gonna suck."
Doc 1: "Luckily, I was able to change her into a man, but..."
Guy on table: 'I wasn't here for a sex change!"
Doc 2: "Uh oh."
Doc Blondie: "...and then after work I plan on taking my kids down to see the whales at the aquarium. They've been looking forward to it for the past two weeks. Hell, they'd probably want to kill themselves if we got down there and found the whales had been moved out overnight to avoid the media or Dr Gillian Taylor's mental state"
Cab Driver: Hey, T.J. Hooker, quit dry humping my cab!
"Whadaya say Jim? Should we knock out these two and steal their uniforms now?"
"Only if this one's hair comes too"
"Bones, quick, your size-10 testicles are showing again. Push them back in before these guys see them"
"If someone doesn't serve soon, I'm gonna ram this bat down blondie's throat"
Hartman: JESUS H. CHRIST! Will you watch where you're walking, you overacting piece of SHIT! Whoa, I didn't know they stack shit that high! Where are you from, anyhow?
Kirk: Iowa
Hartman: HOLY DOGSHIT, Iowa, only starships and queers come from Iowa, and you don't look like a starship to me, so that narrows it down a bit!
Kirk: Wha...
Hartman: What, are you about to call me an asshole?
Kirk: No, I was about to ask if you could get on that bus over there and rip Vomit a new one.
Cabbie: Double-dumb ass? You making an offer?
Kirk: Are you outta your 20th century mind?
Cabbie: I'm not hearing a no.
Doctor Blondie: You ever been down to the Cetacean Institute Sausalito? There's this piece of ass that works there.
Doctor Brunette: Yeah. Yeah. That doctor? Tyler? Taylor?
Doctor Blondie: Not her. She's a dog. I'm taking about Bob, the other whale doctor. Man, he can humpback me any day.
Punk: "UP Yours my father did not fornicate with a parrot!"
Hartman: "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
Kirk: Wha...
Hartman: :"That rug on you head looks like a Viet Cong whore's pussy!"
Kirk: "It's ok, I don't think they've noticed. But this is a real bad time to indulge your foot fetish, Bones."
McCoy, Taylor, and the Two Doctors: "Shut up!"
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